Why would anyone want to do that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you never watched Nip/Tuck?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nope
I would pork Joely Richardson though, if that helps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

bit sour-faced isn't she?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I believe it leaves an unpleasant aftertaste
Salty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Lady Chatterley memories

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Oh that was probably the closest thing you could get to porn when you were 15, wasn't it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

apart from hedge-Razzle

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Russell Howard does a great bit in his stand-up about how the internet has ruined the magic of porn
by making it so much easier to find than when we were teenage miscreants
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

does a great bit in his stand-up about how the internet has ruined the magic of porn
by making it so much easier to find than when we were teenage miscreants is a lazy eyed inbred cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I wouldn't say he was a cunt
lazy eyed inbred, yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

'nt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You're very lazy today

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

meh...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

The best kind of Razzle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I found a full bottle of unopened Southern Comfort in a hedge once, while having a piss
trufax
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I think what happened there, my friend,
is that you were very drunk, pissed into a nearly-full bottle of Southern Comfort, left it in the hedge with the cap on for someone to find, and went back to the bar. You told your mates about your hilarious prank and were bought many more celebratory beverages. Enough, in fact, to stop laughing at the poor cunt who would find this distilled piss, and forget the event altogether until you later found said bottle.

That was absolutely not worth the effort. Wish I hadn't bothered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

This may be true
as I was stoned off my gourd at the Leeds festival and working my way through 24 cans at the time.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

"stoned off my gourd" is a brilliant phrase

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I think I nicked it from Vippers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Honesty will get you nowhere in this company

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Big balls
are a fetish. Injecting them with saline is safer than ball pumping!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

For what purpose?
Just buy a space hopper, kids
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Hahah "Can they explode?"
www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TV32MHHIUIUDNDBFG
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

"GUYS you can do this with the foreskin also, but NOT into the actual meat or head of the penis."
Yeah thanks for the tip, I wasn't planning on injecting anything into anywhere on my body but that was literally the last place I'd ever have thought of.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

"Thanks for the tip"?
Was that deliberate?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)