Get out lady's fanny?
It's funny because golf is a game played by cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No, that's football

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

No, it's definitely golf.
You don't see footballerists playing the game wearing STUPID FUCKING TROUSERS AND HATS!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my facebook post of last summer sometime
when England were 'playing' in the world cup:

'Must have been women's football today, because there were definitely eleven fannies on the pitch'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I take your point.
But they weren't wearing stupid fucking trousers and hats.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure why golfers can get away with such sartorial horrors
Probably because golfing fashions were defined in the early part of the 20th century, and no-one ever bothered to update them.

Wouldn't it be fun if other sports allowed such lolwacky costumes? "And the England team takes to the field. Playing today in purple tartan and pink LaCoste polo shirts."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

That is nothing short of preposterous
England would never wear tartan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Hahaha
OK, how about Adidas - All Day I Dream About Sex?

I know the company was actually founded by a German called Adi Dassler, don't bother
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

*rocks out to Korn*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I thank you
Morning, former eye-mong. Hope this day finds you well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

That sounds like the spam emails I get a lot of
They normally start "GREETINGS OF THE DAY!"

This day has to be better than yesterday so woot!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I like your style
Best of luck with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*balltongue! balltongue*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

It's a fucking good job for your sake that I was a huge KoRn fan in the 90s

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

After Dinner I Did A Shite?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)