The other week when I went to this fashion freebie thing, I had a go in this body scanner jobby.
The woman said it could only see me if I was wearing white underwear, and what colour underwear was I wearing? I had to tell her I had black on top and nude on the bottom, and she looked disapproving.

Not as disapproving as I looked when she made me wear a lender bra in completely the wrong size.

*And* I looked like a fat munter when I got the scan back, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

body scanner = EVIL

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It also gave me a printout of what size I should be in various clothes shops
Most of them said size 12 trousers and size 20 tops. This is preposterous. i know my boobs are huge, but I can get them into most size 14 tops.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

to be fair
some of my clothes are about 4 sizes different between top and bottom because of the dumbass DD's. it's why i never wear dresses!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Bravissimo
this is my new special dress. Looks absolutely fab on, too. And it's a size 12, which makes me do an enormous happyface.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

cute!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

i no rite!
And they do pj's too, with built-in support thingies. And swimming costumes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

i have one of the swimming costumes
it means swimming without having one's boobs squished
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

me too
otherwise they get squished somewhere near my waist. Looks really awful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I wish I had proper boobs :(
although it must be said it is convenient to be the same size top and bottom.
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

you should see me trying to get pj's
either the top is far too tight or the bottoms fall off :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Why the fuck would it make a blind bit of difference what colour pants you're wearing?

(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

the scanner is pitch black, and scans you using some kind of uv or something
I don't pretend to understand it. The woman said if I was wearing black I would essentially be 'invisible'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

So if you hide your bombs and guns in your black bra you will get through ok?

( Peej, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)