We missed you bgb.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Lies on the internet.
Btw tell Jeff I'm not speaking to him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Jeff, Blousie's not speaking to you
Where have you been, darling?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I wondered yesterday where both you and al were.
I thought there might have been some gossip involved and started to write out some rather rude fanfic about the pair of you in a hot tub with a massive pack of Dunkin' Donuts, but I had to stop as I couldn't bring myself to picture al naked.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I was really down so I stayed away for a bit. Plus I was busy at work so that helped.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)

What were you down about?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Just generally feeling shit but I'm ok now, hence my reappearance.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Well that deserves a yay
YAY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)

A couple goes to a sex theorpist and says "Doc, you need to help us, our sexlife is in tatters, the very thought of doing those things makes us phsyicly ill...
... I don't know what to do !"
So the theropist says "On the way home, get some grapes and a dougnut, then when you get home, get her to ley down with her legs shut, and put a grape an inch apart going from her knee up to her vagina, and eat them all up. Then, when you're done, it's his turn. Lay down and put a doughnut around your errect member and get her to eat it all up."

Well, they do so, and they have the best sex of their lives, better than their wedding night !

So they were talking a friend couple about this theorpist and say "You have to go see him, he'll help you out". And off the went.

"Ok, I'm not a usual sex theoropist, first I will have to examine you, and if I feel I can't help, no charge". The sex theoropist examines them one by one and says "Sorry I can't help.". "But why can't you help? We're desporate to try anything, please, we'll pay anyway, even if it doesn't work."

So the theopist says "Ok, on the way home, pick up an apple and a box of cherios....".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

*snorts*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Al gets some new cowboy boots, he's so proud of these boots, he loves them. So off he goes home and says to his wife
"So, see anything new?" and she says "Nope". He goes into the other room, strips down completely naked except for the boots, and says "So, notice anything new?".
She goes "Nope, it's still pointing down", and this is when he sees his moment, he announces to his wife "Yeah', but it's pointing at my new shoes! ". So the wife replies "I wish you bought a new hat instead".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

A rabbi, a priest and an Imram are at a function about inter-faith issues.
They have all managed to knock down racisism, and restore the local children's playground together. A women with a tray of martinis walks past and the priest takes one and says "Brothers, will you join me in a drink to a continued relationship between our congrigations?" and takes a glass.
The Rabbi goes "Sure, why not?" and takes a glass.
The Imram then goes "Drink alchole? I would rather commit adultery than let that poison cross my lips".
It was then then the Rabbi puts his drink done and says "Sorry, I didn't realise we had a choice".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

to picture al naked off
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)