Whoever you've been talking to......it's all lies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't believe this
I will be having a good look around in May for evidence of empty bottles of SupaGlide.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

All I have is a box of out of date condoms.
I can't bear to throw them out.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

No worries there; up the bum, no babies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

We bought shit loads of condoms when we first met
then pretty much immediately decided we wanted kids so never used them. Now we need them again and they are all out of date. I am trying to think of a use for about 200 expired johnnies.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

You could post them to BGB
to upset her.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I actually have her address
I may very well do that!
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Party balloons for your second born's first birthday party.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

mwahahahahaaaa
Great idea!
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)