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What would you put?
Alt: what do you specifically want to do before your next milestone birthday (21,30,40,50,100...)?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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Your mum's velour sex dolls(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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This thread is failing because there's not enough lunch talk.I had cous cous with roast peppers and onions with goats cheese.
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That sounds greatI had Asda 5 bean mixed salad with mint. And a Frijj chocolate and mint milkshake
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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I had a Subway BMTand a packet of Jaipur chutney flavour crisps.
Rather pleasant.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:02,
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And yet again, I didn't have a Subway...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:13,
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It's ThursdayBMT day.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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You need to jazz them upWhen I have cheapy noodles I bring a small store of nice things to put in with them. Cooked chicken, chopped up, spring onions, chillis, soy sauce, shit like that. Makes them nom
Try peanut butter in there too - sounds mental, tastes fucking great
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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It melts into the hot waterIt is seriously good!
I use a small waterproof Tupperware container and shove anything nice out of the fridge in, then raid the condiments cupboard for sesame oil, soy, chilli sauce, etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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Not at work, noI have access to a kettle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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You can cook them at homeand re-heat? I've not tried them reheated, so maybe they're not as nice as they sound.
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Its nice to do it all at onceMakes some interesting lunches
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:51,
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As a cowboy casserole like a normal casserole but you gaz all the ingredients before their first post?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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Nope, it's a sausage casserole with basic ingredients (sausage, onion, peppers) but with anything else you fancy going in itThis time it's got baked beans, tomatoes, sweetcorn, pasta and black pudding in it, very tasty!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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Honestly, don't knock it til you've tried it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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I know, I'm only joshing with you =)Sounds alright, I do something pretty similar.... blog.90nz0.com/2009/12/17/asda-sucks-arole/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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That sounds superb, chorizo is something I may consider adding in futureCurrently, it's a money saver though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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BENTO BOX !!!!!! ^^(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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Good to see someone not falling into the "inflatable" trapI should dig up Wookiee's link to the picture and post it in my profile.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:03,
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www.flickr.com/photos/22427725@N05/5567098999/
Oh for fuck's sakes, that @ is really buttfucking my attempts to make the html work.
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a href=stuff in inverted commas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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Surely you meanYOU@ (lots of missing stuff)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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That's the worst thing with Flickr, they use a malformed URL schema, for such a major player this is retarded.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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I doubt that, their image urls aren't malformed.farm6.static.flickr.com/5015/5567098999_94c0a137d3_z.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Before I die I wantto steal your velour sex dolls
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:53,
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I want to go to Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck either before on on my 40th birthday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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Do a parachute jumpAlt: Earn a higher wage
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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I'm sure you'll get the 2nd one, rightyou need to want to earn one higher compared with inflaccion (inflaction?), otherwise, you won't be going far with your salary.
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Any posibilities of promotion at your workor you need to change it?
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You could apply for the role of pit manager(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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Not currentlyMy boss is trying to put the wind up me, saying my position here isn't too strong, despite the fact I've had no disciplinaries for 1 1/2 years, and the only reason I seem to be without work is because I'm working my arse off to show that I am fucking good at my job.
As a result, I'm looking at jobs in the area, but currently there are none.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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You have to look as if you were working your arse offwithout doing it, so that you have plenty of work to do.
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The problem is that once I crack through my usual work, there isn't a huge amount else for me to do, that doesn't look like I'm simply 'looking busy', if you get what I mean?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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What don you actually do? Aside from whippet breeding, pigeon fancying and ferret worrying?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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My main job is data manipulation and checking of processed data.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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Why do you think I'm on here so often?My job itself isn't fun, but my colleagues are a good laugh
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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Can you be more specific?Because that description is incredibly vague, you could just be doing a Sudoku.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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Data is supplied in a variety of different formats to us, it's mine and my bosses responsibility to make it useful for usThe machines we have require certain formats to be useful. If he creates the data, I check it, and vice versa.
I'm also responsible for creating setups for different mailing jobs, shit like that
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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I getcha(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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Alt: Is it sad that I don't really have any discernible goal prior to turning 30?(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Hi, crowy!How are you doing? I thought your goal was to brew more beer!!
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Ah, good point, Aber!As soon as my old flatmate comes back to London with the rest of the brewing equipment, the brewery shall (hopefully) be revived forthwith!
How's the new job working out?
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I'm looking forward to move to Redhilland unpack, so that we can start brewing again! We should do a brewing party one of these days.
Work's very good. I finally got something to do last Monday, and it's very interesting. I'm learning quite a lot and enjoying it.
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I like this idea very much. We'll assemble a couple of barrels of beer and I'm sure you guys can produce a range of intriguing yet dangerous fruit winesMight lay off the Chateauneuf du Pond though...
Glad to hear the job's going well. It sounds like you're perilously close to the Carpenter's Arms...maybe when your commute home has been shortened I'll have to drag you down there for a pint.
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You should make it your goal to have sex with a girlrather than your usual collection of young boys.
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Alt: I suppose that's my fortiesI still have 9 years to do it, so I'd go for having 2 kids, travelling around Asia, more South America and Central America. I think that's all I want.
Before I die... I want to help people. I'd like to find the balls to finally do something else than just give some money.
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wow, that's so cool, I have a friend in n.o. wonder if she's written on itI don't know what I would put.
alt: I don't know. Get married or something? Get a haircut? Have pudding?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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Pudding?As in the sweet thing after your meal?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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Jelly is nice and healthyit shouldn't count as pudding but as one in your 5 a day.
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Oh, welljust little details. It's better than petroleum, and you eat that in those fritolay crisps.
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I had 3 crumpets and 2 slices of lesbian toast.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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There's white bread, wholemeal bread,then that type of bread that has loads of seeds in and is "good for you" and you get tokens for bird feeders on the bag. That's lesbian bread. Fucking health food.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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gourmetgrrl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/chocolate-pudding.jpg
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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Did you just have a poo in a glass bowl and then post a photo of it on the internet?(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
no you daft cowis this better?
it's fucking pudding you cunts, and it's delicious, in fact I think I'll have some tonight
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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In blighty we don't refer to pudding as a specific thingit repersents all puddings.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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so, as a general category, we would call that "dessert"and that up there is called pudding
because, it's fucking pudding
I don't call cake pudding
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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no it's notit's fucking pudding
mousse is pudding and whipped cream mix
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:33,
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Mousse is whipped egg whites and chocloate...You have mousse, fact. This post should be in Monty's fact thread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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well whatever, I'm telling you, that's not fucking moussethat's fucking pudding
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6220000/newsid_6228300/6228385.stm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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What kind? I hope it was spotted dick, i love spotted dick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Like angel delight?I bought a load of that on my second-to-last manic supermarket trip. It was alright. Prefer mousse.
I bought pombears last time. Now they are fucking excellent.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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Drop 4 more stone Have a proper boxing match and plAy some more gigs
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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4 stone!? are you planning on chopping off a limb?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:22,
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If you count my giant ass as a limb then yes(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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In the last two years I have lost 4 and a half stoneI still have all my limbs.
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Not sure what my next one is, 21 or 25.21's too soon to have a goal.
Maybe I want to be a size 10 by 21, and still be so at 25.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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I'll be in chicago next year if you fancy it?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:21,
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woah woah woahchicago? what will you be doing there?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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6 weeks teaching Practice then rochester new York the year afterWould be ace to meet you
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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of course it would be ace to meet me, I fuck on the first date(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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I heard you sometimes didn't even wait for the dateyou just turned up at their house while they are getting ready.
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why go to the starting line when you can go right to the finish line(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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Alright!!!!!! (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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what sort of bloody contact do you have here to buy weed anyway(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:33,
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It will be fine I have loads of family in the states(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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October this year actually looking at calendar(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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Standing on a street corner thinking "Kristine will be here any minute, she did promise after all"Police will find his body three days later half eaten by hyenas
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This October (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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'69 Camaro Z28Been lusting after one since I fell in love with one on a driveway in Dallas when I was 11!
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nice, will of course be a bit shit, but looks amazingI'd like a mark 1 911
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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It be a horrible, boating tank to drive(I've driven a '71 SS) but easily one of the coolest things in the world ever.
I would LOVE a Porsche 928, but parts for that cost more than the Camaro :P
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I am capable of growing a beastly 'tacheCan't believe I'm wheeling this out: www.b3tards.com/u/d428866fa3abf02a2e6a/tache.jpg
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I love you.You doing anything soon? I fancy Tayyab's. Though that is fatty. We could Snog instead.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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Nuttin' so far as I have plans.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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No, I don't have plans!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:11,
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If I go early, I could probably do 5-6 hours of work. Any time, really.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:28,
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That is much better than my miserable affairDo you twirl yours, while chatting up ladies.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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I didThat was taken nearly 3 years ago. I had a special comb and moustache wax imported so I could curl the ends!
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Well I'm 30 this yearBut have no real goals I want to achieve before then. I think it used to be 'visit Japan', but I've got that in August.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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I hate to break it to youBut the Japanese have already beaten you to it.
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That's why I said 'visit', not 'discover'(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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Don't go jumping into the sea again and I'm sure it'll be fine.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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Woohoo! (
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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We can see you from space, fatty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:33,
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According to your list, I have to wait until I am 100 for my next milestone birthday.You young scallywag.
I really hate this kind of flim-flam. I would put, I hope to annoy at least 10% of the world's population.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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before I die, I want to raise a child.before I'm twenty one?? I'm gonna settle for a distinction average on my coursework.
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Bah, it's over ratedAnal on the other hand...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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Take it slow and use lots of lubeand don't shove it in too hard you don't want to hurt them. Strap ons don't flex like a penis.
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Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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I don't believe thisI will be having a good look around in May for evidence of empty bottles of SupaGlide.
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All I have is a box of out of date condoms.I can't bear to throw them out.
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girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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We bought shit loads of condoms when we first metthen pretty much immediately decided we wanted kids so never used them. Now we need them again and they are all out of date. I am trying to think of a use for about 200 expired johnnies.
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Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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Party balloons for your second born's first birthday party.(
girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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I was expecting a flurry of offers on hereShame on you all! Call yourselves perverts? Sheesh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:02,
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TrueYou'll be pink socked in no time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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She's already tried it on with me onceI think she's still ashamed of that. She claims she was simply drunk and fell onto me, but I know better
*runs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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It was supposed to berun a half marathon by the time I'm 25. I'm 26 in July; ain't gonna happen. However, by October-ish I'll probably be capable of it.
By the time I'm 30 I'd like to have spent at least 3 months travelling the world.
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I've decided to take 6 months travelling when my dad sells his business.(
girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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Oh this^Can I have one too please?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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I want a foreign squirrelMaybe French
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:13,
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It's full of French people.Actually I met a really nice French girl through Aber's group. She's lovely and smiley and lots of fun......but she's the only one.
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girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:20,
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My stepdad retires in Maychances of me getting 6 months travelling money out of him are...well. Slim, shall we say.
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Buy a one way ticket to Moscow and then walk back(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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Practical and combines both(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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It's a possibilitythat or the Birmingham one, if I'm still here in October.
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Trouble with running in Octoberis it's likely to be raining. Especially in Brum.
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Having run a 10k last year in Junewhich was like running through hot cotton wool, I can safely say I'd much rather run in the rain.
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Yes, but September is going to be a lot cooler than June.Probably.
I just want to get more people involved so I don't have to make awkward small talk with Darth.
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If I can manage 7 miles without dying by my birthday I'll sign up. But not if there are a lot of hills, I don't like hills...
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You could come and do the London 10K run.I'm considering signing up. Blue Green Olga and DiT may also be doing it.
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Maybebut I'll have been down the week before for Swipe's bash/Pulp, I'm not sure my finances will stretch to two trips in one month.
Also, I really fucking hate running in hot weather.
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Why not just go for a 6.6 mile runthen run back again then you can at least say you've done it.
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Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:19,
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30 early next year, by then I'd like to be worth over £100m(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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I just need your bank account numba and sort code sar(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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I think they have actually suspended their own currency now. /Geeks.
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