It's probably telling that my first objection would be
that they'd just shit on all my food, rather than the more practical issues.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Put them on the bottom shelf, then.
No-one will believe you if you claim to keep anything in the salad drawer.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's full of the salad picked off kebabs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

He keeps a velour doll folded up in there
so he can pretend it's a corpse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I've got loads of stuff in there
a pack of tomatoes, a cucumber, pack of babyleaf spinach, half a red onion, some shallots, a leek, couple of garlic bulbs, a red and a green pepper, a ginger root and a couple of carrots.

So nurrr.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

a pack of tomatoes, a cucumber, pack of babyleaf spinach, half a red onion, some shallots, a leek, couple of garlic bulbs, a red and a green pepper, a ginger root and a couple of carrots.

arms, legs, a torso and some entrails
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)