Sexy accents : Welsh, Irish, a bit of posh totty, but most are acceptable if there is a certain level of hotness
Definite non-starters : Brummie, Chav-gangsta, cockerney

Alt: Can't we nuke it AFTER we've turned it into the Jeremy Kyle studio?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Welsh, are you mad boyo?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

A soft welsh accent on a lass is lovely
Case in point, Merril from Dragon Age 2.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I agree.
I'm also the only person I know that likes a West Country on a girl.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

By this I obviously mean an accent
rather than watching Phil Harding grunting away.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

no you;re not
its friendly
( zulu eh?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

naa, Oi loiks a bit of westcunry moiself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

fwaps

( zulu eh?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I agree with the 1st line, I don't have a fucking clue what the 2nd line means.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

A character in a computer game
Voiced by a woman with a soft Welsh accent. Lovely to listen to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*takes notes for later googlage*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

She's Gwen from Torchwood

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Is she?
Never watched Torchwood. All I know is it's cowboys, Lovejoy, and lots of fucking swearing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Aye, Eve Myles
She was also in Dr Who
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

That's Deadwood
Torchwood is the Doctor Who spin-off with John Barrowman. Sort of a schizophrenic children's adventure crossed with a gay blood-and-gore bodice-ripper.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It must be like the Truman Show for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

This is exactly why I'm banned from Cardiff
7/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

ann umm
from in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

6/10
Taking a day off clearly agrees with you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

A day off?
When is this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Didn't really get into the gay jibes yesterday, did you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Ahh, OK
I have Smarties cookies, jam doughnuts and filter coffee. It is Friday, it is sunny and I've got the favourite in the National in the office sweep.

Life is good today!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Similarly,
I've had a bacon & egg bap, completed a decent run before work this morning in the sunshine, have salmon tagliatelle for lunch and am seeing my best friend for a few drinks tonight.

*croissant fist-bump*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm on miso soup at lunchtime
followed by sunny pint time I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Nice
Sunny pint sounds good actually

*pencils it in*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Oh that's right
Don't watch that either.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

you forgot
"schizophrenic children's adventure crossed with a gay blood-and-gore bodice-ripper where they couldn't even be arsed to think of a proper name so they just re-arranged the letters"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'd not noticed that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Apparently when they relaunched Doctor Who they called the production Torchwood (as you say, a "cunning" acronym") to shroud it in secrecy
Presumably the budget at the BBC was too low to provide new stationery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

letters don't come cheap these days.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Fucking Royal Mail

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Nope, it's common to film under other names, stops spectators, I think
Star Wars was filmed under the name 'Blue Harvest'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Indeed it was
I think that's why they did it with Doctor Who - I meant that when the BBC decided on a spin-off they elected to call it Torchwood as they already had all the headed notepaper an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

She's pretty tasty IRL too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I love the Welsh accent
Being a half-Taff helps, I suppose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Do you have a bit of Welsh in you?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

That would sound like the start of a terrible chat-up line if I didn't know you were Scottish
Yeah, my Mum and her whole side of the family are Welsh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

My mum was marginally Welsh, we believe
Which explains quite a lot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Your sophisticated strikethrough-based wit, for one

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Nah, the internet fuck-wittery, QOTW lies, and keyboard hardmanning come from my great-great-grandad.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Impressive lineage there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

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Why thank you sir.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

My first dog was called Taff
trufax
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Your alt answer is genius
Even better, let's send Kyle over there to terrify Gaddafi into submission
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Better the devil you know.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)