is it because of your own dwarves?
Sorry, 'little people'.

On a related note, when I was working at the airport, we were based right after security, and everyone had to swarm through the shop to get to the lounge. Once I saw a cute little girl of about three, looking at the pretty bottles of perfume. I very nearly did what I usually do in these circumstances, and said 'Oh look, a little person!'.

I'm glad I didn't, because about three steps behind her was her father. Her four foot tall father. Foot, mouth, b3th. I'm not sure I would have been able to talk my way out of that one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd have put on my Gollum voise
And called them both "Tricksy little hobbits"
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I fucking LOVE midgets and dwarves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

ing LOVE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Love fucking, surely?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It makes his microcock
look bigger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Such tiny tiny hands

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock.
But on the other hand, it looked quite big.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Your hand?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)