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Ninja Acadamy 6: The gurning
"He may have Down's, but he'll still kick your ass!"

A;t: lunch is for wimps
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You forgot your lunch box didn't you?

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)
The bigger boys took his lunch money off him.
*Gripper Stebson lols*
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)
The guys in finance department are always bullying the tec guys.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Us techys would kick the shit out of finance
pussies
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I've got all the lunchbox you need luv

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)
All I know for certain is you're not shooting blanks.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)
*is confused*
who carries a loaded gun in their lunchbox?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Marilyn Manson

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
What a prick that "man" is

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
That is a brilliant response
and it saddens me that no-one else is likely to get it
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
You and Labs are in a alternative gang of two.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Best of all the alternative gangs

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)
You could have a series of adventures where you solve crimes
"The Fag Four"
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Can I point out one small but insurmountable flaw
in the gag you've obviously been waiting weeks to use?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)
See below for the addtional 2 members
Also, I thought of it just now, that and the Nonce Nine
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I particularly like this one
You want to be careful who you say it around though, those Ringwraiths are a short-tempered bunch
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I'm sure Kitty would get it too
Maybe Wooks and AA as well.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I should have thought of AA but he'd only have been 6 when that was released
*is suddenly depressed*

Don't know enough about the others' music taste, although Wooks demonstrated an admirable knowledge of the GLC recently
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)
As in 'You knows it', or the Greater London Council?

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Safe as fuck

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I was a proper clart in the olden days!

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I wasn't
considering I've never even been sure what a clart is!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Spaaaaa

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Or that
Educate me, oh wise Roota
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Go on their website.
There used to be a dictionary.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I'm so checking that out
Thanks for the tip
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Clart is mud up here
As in "You are covered in clarts"
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Clarty is scruffy in some places.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
It is used for that too up here

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
ahem

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Manson struck me as a band you might dismiss as "crap"
owing to some of the musicianship being less than proficient
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
he's done some great stuff
Portrait of an American Family is a stonking album to start with, and there are some great tracks on most of the others too.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I completely agree
I was a huge fan up until the Holy Wood album, which is by no means bad in itself
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I think that's when I stopped listening
is that the one after Mechanical Animals?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I think so
God, I should know this. Holy Wood was only OK. Golden Age of Grotesque, which followed, was better but it went downhill quickly after that
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I liked the Holywood album lots
Never thought I would like MM until I actually stopped taking the piss out of everything my sister liked and grew up and checked some of it out.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)
all the image stuff aside
a lot of the music is pretty good.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Most of the lyrics, especially the later stuff, are lazy and terrible

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
heh that is true
a lot of bands have fucking dreadful lyrics
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
*cough*Symposium*cough*

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I said much the same about Slipknot
I maintain that their self-titled album would have been just as fucking good if it had been made by four blokes called Jerry from Weymouth
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Slipknot?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_gv7YzIzY
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
How do you know this?

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)
His wife is expecting, unless I've got him mixed up with someone else.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
So "someone" isn't firing blanks

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Oi!

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Has she confirmed that it's his?

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I just hate to think the worst so I assume it's his.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
... and oi!

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is true
If it turns out to be a boy, it'll have the same name as someone here...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
ahh bless
sportscow will love his first day at school
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Gonz?

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I'm flattered mate
Of all the people on telly to name your child after...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I wouldn't be as cruel as that

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
It is a bit of a shit name, I must admit
Which makes it all the more galling that everyone on B3ta knows it, not just the ones I'm FB friends with
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)
pfft

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Is your surname Norwich
And will the middle name of your unborn be

'32, Telecommunications Analyst from'
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Is it me,
if so every supply teacher he ever has will pronounce it wrong.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

R for rapist
A for anal
P for paedo
E for Monty
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Actually
I have a mate who shares your unusually spelled first name
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
He's probably awesome.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
He is a bit "special"

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I might be friends with him, I added all people who shared my first name once while drunk.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Surname is Mears

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Nope, was he in Dr Who though?

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I have no idea!

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Call yourself his friend.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I have no idea how to pronounce you name

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Brewery without the B
sort of.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
oh...I had it down as having a stronger middle section

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Yeah, I imagined more emphasis on the "ar" in the middle
But then I live amongst farmers, innit
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It it due at Christmas?

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I think the 4th December would be best

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
An auspicious date.

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)
For the best people

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)
ha ha ha
better rubber up
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Nice idea Gordon

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I'm not a gopher...

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Am torn between calling you a thick cunt for not getting the reference
and laughing at your much funnier one
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I really had no idea what you were on about

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)
You did well to salvage it then frankly
Gordon Gekko, Michael Douglas' character in Wall Street. He coined the phrase "lunch is for wimps" in said film.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Oh yeah, i know that i saw it the otehr day...i was thinking about the ninja mongs

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)
As always

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)
or b3tans as they are called

(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

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