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Ninja Acadamy 6: The gurning
"He may have Down's, but he'll still kick your ass!"
A;t: lunch is for wimps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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latest was 15 years ago)
You forgot your lunch box didn't you?
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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The bigger boys took his lunch money off him.
*Gripper Stebson lols*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:33,
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The guys in finance department are always bullying the tec guys.
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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Us techys would kick the shit out of finance
pussies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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I've got all the lunchbox you need luv
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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All I know for certain is you're not shooting blanks.
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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*is confused*
who carries a loaded gun in their lunchbox?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Marilyn Manson
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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What a prick that "man" is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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That is a brilliant response
and it saddens me that no-one else is likely to get it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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You and Labs are in a alternative gang of two.
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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Best of all the alternative gangs
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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You could have a series of adventures where you solve crimes
"The Fag Four"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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Can I point out one small but insurmountable flaw
in the gag you've obviously been waiting weeks to use?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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See below for the addtional 2 members
Also, I thought of it just now, that and the Nonce Nine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:49,
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I particularly like this one
You want to be careful who you say it around though, those Ringwraiths are a short-tempered bunch
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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I'm sure Kitty would get it too
Maybe Wooks and AA as well.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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I should have thought of AA but he'd only have been 6 when that was released
*is suddenly depressed*
Don't know enough about the others' music taste, although Wooks demonstrated an admirable knowledge of the GLC recently
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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As in 'You knows it', or the Greater London Council?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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Safe as fuck
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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I was a proper clart in the olden days!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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I wasn't
considering I've never even been sure what a clart is!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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Spaaaaa
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:51,
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Or that
Educate me, oh wise Roota
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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Go on their website.
There used to be a dictionary.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59,
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I'm so checking that out
Thanks for the tip
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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Clart is mud up here
As in "You are covered in clarts"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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Clarty is scruffy in some places.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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It is used for that too up here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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ahem
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Manson struck me as a band you might dismiss as "crap"
owing to some of the musicianship being less than proficient
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:51,
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he's done some great stuff
Portrait of an American Family is a stonking album to start with, and there are some great tracks on most of the others too.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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I completely agree
I was a huge fan up until the Holy Wood album, which is by no means bad in itself
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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I think that's when I stopped listening
is that the one after Mechanical Animals?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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I think so
God, I should know this. Holy Wood was only OK. Golden Age of Grotesque, which followed, was better but it went downhill quickly after that
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:57,
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I liked the Holywood album lots
Never thought I would like MM until I actually stopped taking the piss out of everything my sister liked and grew up and checked some of it out.
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Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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all the image stuff aside
a lot of the music is pretty good.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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Most of the lyrics, especially the later stuff, are lazy and terrible
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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heh that is true
a lot of bands have fucking dreadful lyrics
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:02,
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*cough*Symposium*cough*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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I said much the same about Slipknot
I maintain that their self-titled album would have been just as fucking good if it had been made by four blokes called Jerry from Weymouth
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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Slipknot?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_gv7YzIzY
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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How do you know this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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His wife is expecting, unless I've got him mixed up with someone else.
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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So "someone" isn't firing blanks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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Oi!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Has she confirmed that it's his?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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I just hate to think the worst so I assume it's his.
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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... and oi!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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This is true
If it turns out to be a boy, it'll have the same name as someone here...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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ahh bless
sportscow will love his first day at school
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Gonz?
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girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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I'm flattered mate
Of all the people on telly to name your child after...
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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I wouldn't be as cruel as that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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It is a bit of a shit name, I must admit
Which makes it all the more galling that everyone on B3ta knows it, not just the ones I'm FB friends with
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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pfft
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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Is your surname Norwich
And will the middle name of your unborn be
'32, Telecommunications Analyst from'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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Is it me,
if so every supply teacher he ever has will pronounce it wrong.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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R for rapist
A for anal
P for paedo
E for Monty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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Actually
I have a mate who shares your unusually spelled first name
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:57,
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He's probably awesome.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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He is a bit "special"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59,
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I might be friends with him, I added all people who shared my first name once while drunk.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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Surname is Mears
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:02,
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Nope, was he in Dr Who though?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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I have no idea!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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Call yourself his friend.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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I have no idea how to pronounce you name
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:13,
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Brewery without the B
sort of.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:15,
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oh...I had it down as having a stronger middle section
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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Yeah, I imagined more emphasis on the "ar" in the middle
But then I live amongst farmers, innit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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It it due at Christmas?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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I think the 4th December would be best
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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An auspicious date.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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For the best people
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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ha ha ha
better rubber up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Nice idea Gordon
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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I'm not a gopher...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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Am torn between calling you a thick cunt for not getting the reference
and laughing at your much funnier one
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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I really had no idea what you were on about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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You did well to salvage it then frankly
Gordon Gekko, Michael Douglas' character in Wall Street. He coined the phrase "lunch is for wimps" in said film.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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Oh yeah, i know that i saw it the otehr day...i was thinking about the ninja mongs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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As always
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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or b3tans as they are called
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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