He's on government grant which is unheard of these days, but blathers on that he'll only go for LABELS on everything he has
It's what pikeys do
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he's only young
he hasn't learnt the value of things yet

like: no bag is worth £130 unless it is made of £130 worth of material, or is massive and won't fuck your back if you are carrying a heavy load
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

ie it ha wheels, but wheeled bags turn you into a mincing penis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Ha, yes, that's right.
There are no labels to be seen on this bag. Or for that matter most clothes that I wear. All about understated, init. This bag in particular is an indestructible one meant for fishing. It still looks cool though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Fishing for coats?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Indestructible?
Therefore fictional?
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

You've never really been taught about the value of money have you Barry?
Lesson number 1. When you ain't got a tosser to your name generally a £10 army surplus satchel does the same utilitarian trick. That way you might have some money left over at the end of term for stuff like food, instead of posting shit that you ain't got no money left and are back to shoplifting pending yet another hardship grant. The only 'fishing' you do is fishing for stolen goods, so thank christ the object of your affections doesn't have THIEF written on it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

wouldn't it be great if the bag turned out to be basically a sack
with SWAG written on it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

We're both cunts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

THIEF SWAG
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

TWINS!!!!111!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That was quite a rant.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Yes, a three line rant, fucking hell it's Nuremburg all over again, you spastic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)