Lauren Laverne was in a band?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes she was
They were called Kenickie
They were fucking shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

three trufax there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

just so you know
I would still fuck her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

As long as she doesn't enjoy it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

One should never let being in a shit band stop one plowing a lady
Although I am finding it surprisingly difficult to think of an example
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I was going to say Courtney Love
but among many other things, her face would stop you.

The bassist was alright though, she'd get it if I remember correctly.

What about the bint from Kill II This?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Thank you!
Yes, she'd get it. Caroline Campbell her name was. Well done, sir.

Things that would stop me plowing Courtney Love;

- Her face
- A body that no amount of surgery can salvage
- The fact that her fanny has turned three men gay, not including Billy Corgan who's not fooling anyone
- The certainty of AIDS and, worse, people knowing you'd shagged Courtney Love
- The likelihood that shortly after the sex you'd start taking heroin, kill yourself or be asked to write her godawful band's next album
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

you should print that and laminate it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

It is probably the most factually accurate thing I've ever written

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

ah, that's what was being talked about the other day
the name rang a bell, but not as a band.

Not listening to radio 1 has done me massive favours over the years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Whilst radio 1 is utter pony you can do worse
I cannot standlocal radio, with their "read a bit from the paper" bit, the "laugh at something unfunny with your female sidekick" bit and the fucking advertising!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Exeter is lucky in that it has the shit local radio
and the good local radio.

I mostly listen to radio 4 in the car. although I hate the cunts on the today programme.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I've recently settled on Radio 2
Proof, if proof were needed, that I'm getting old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I don't mind Simon Mayo, but i hate the music they play, needs MOAR METAL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

^this
I was thinking just last night that even stations like Planet Rock don't quite cater for my tastes. Nor do things like Kerrang or XFM or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Me either
The older I get the more I realise that most of the alternative stuff on the radio now is bobbins, and that a lot of what I loved back in the day has not aged well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Xfm is pouch when it comes to rock
they are indy felching piss monkeys these days.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

don't get it down my way anyway
there aren't even any rock shows on the local stations.

I just don't bother most of the time. If I want music I'll listen to my CDs or ipod.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

pouch
is a lovely insult
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

tell that to a kangaroo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

If you never listen to Radio 1 you may yet be blissfully unaware of the horror of Auto-tune
Although it does mean you've missed out on the comedy gold provided by Chris Moyles and Scott Mills on a daily basis. I don't know how you live with it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I listen to it more now then ever
they are amusing about 10% of the time. the rest of the time they are shitcunts.

I also hate audience participation on the radio, and I loathe most of the wankers who are on radio 1 as "DJs"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Agreed on both counts
Hard to believe how much money goes into getting the likes of that charisma vacuum Greg James to talk to some 14-year-old about their favourite member of the Saturdays
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Why? Why do DJ's insist on talking to the public?
Why do give one single solitary flying fuck about Dave on the M6 on his way to Mad-chester for a night out? As far as I'm concened he can crash and burn and then get run over.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

exactly my attitude
it's fine for something like the Popmaster quiz they have on Radio 2. I can accept that. Anything else is exactly as you say.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)