How many times have you applied for the X factor then?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet he's applied for that bender dancing one, though.
Him and Louis Spence - it's like they were separated at birth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I despise Louis Spence
he is the worst person ever to have existed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm with you on that
it's like he's taken some super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pill.

I wish he would just sashay off out of existence.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I'd happily make him bite the kerb
American History X style
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

kerb pillow
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

predictable strikethrough is predictable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I was going to write 'Towel', but remembered they don't actually shove it in his mouth, just choke him with it
So I decided to go for the obvious and unfunny one, as usual.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Is this a Bella reference?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I'm assuming that you have seen American History X

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Nope. Has it got 'Nic' Cage in it?

(I know it hasn't, I'm just doing my dad's 'feign ignorance of something as a way of appearing supercilious' trick)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

you should watch it
it's about white supremacist Nazi types in America. It's a good film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

owowowowowowowowowowow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This post is superb for several reasons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

feel free to name those reasons

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

1. It's completely true.
2. I myself am a frequent hyphenater (hyphenator?), much more than anyone else, it seems to me
3. I am amused by the idea of a 'super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pill' a lot - despite the fact that the seemingly-widespread* availability of these pills makes B3ta horrendous a lot of the time
4. I also approve of wishing death upon people A LOT.

Will they do for now?


*there I go, hyphenating like a good'un
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

5. You fucking love pills.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You're the one with the 'love pills' around here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

This is witty.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

if the evidence is anything to go by
he particularly loves super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pills
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I score them off your dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

that's my uncle
an easy mistake to make, because they look alike, but my uncle is actually gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

He scores them off your dad too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

he used to play his organ in Bristol cathedral

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Thank you
I just thought, given the topic of the thread, that a compliment might be nice.

After great reflection, the nicest thing I can say about you is that you have produced a very cute human-being.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Err, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I take great umbrage at that, Internet Nemesis
How fucking dare you insinuate Louis Spence and I were separated at birth.

He's 8 years older than me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

fuck
that makes him even older than me. Though I'm hardly impressed that you know how old he is. Did you get that fact from your dreamboat file?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I would have thought that by now I've established that my brain holds vast quantities of completely useless information

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

*throws flowers*
MORE! MOOOORE!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Alright Morrissey

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Alright Jimmy Somerville

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Mercury.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Almond.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

*stomach pump lols*
Michael.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Michael Lush?

RIP. Taken from us in his prime by that cunt Edmonds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Saturday Roadshow lols
I was actually referring to 'George Michael'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

If you'd ever heard me sing you would understand how flawed that question is
The fact that you have not, to date, ripped your ears off your head to try and extinguish the exquisite agony suggests that you have not heard me sing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)