I went to Lanzarote 2 years back
2 weeks of relaxing and boozing with a friend of mine, it was absolutely fantastic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've read this response so many times it almost feels like I was there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

You'd need to feel sunburnt, hungover and bored to really understand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Ten days of haute cuisine
A never ending cycle of 'egg and chips'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Drinking games at the pool from 10am...
Karaoke every night from 8pm until sunrise...

Where do I sign up?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Gaz nakedape

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

What?! Twas AA not me!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Soz m8, i get you both mixed up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Surely they do chilli?

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)

EGG AND CHIPS
possibly with a squirt of ketchup for the daring
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Or cowboy casserole?

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I like this

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Too exotic for the standard brit abroad

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

"I only like english food like pizza or kebabs"

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Or McDonald's

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

How could I forget!

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

So you were one of those
prawn pink, rude drunk, socks and sandals, beers and sausages British tourists that I hate?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Absolutely, he's northern you see, no sense of shame

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

How dissapointing
I'm going to have to unfriend him in facebook.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

it's ok
if we convince him to come on holiday to Devon he will quickly get swept out to sea and drown.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

That'll save me a click
What's in Devon?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

What ISN'T in Devon, more like!!!
PHEW - WHAT A PLACE!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)

the unofficial tagline is
"Where the hills are green and the grass is good"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

And now
I have Paradise City in my head.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

me for a start
it's a very nice place. the two cities are really quite small. It has two beautiful and distinct coastlines and two beauftiful national parks.

brought you by the Devon Tourist Board
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Do you know Chagford?
I love it there. I stayed in a cottage there, and upon another occasion at Gidleigh Park, nearby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I do know Chagford
not very well though.

nice place, but there are plenty of similar ones around here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)

You forgot fat

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

And dressed as a woman.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

:S

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It's part of him
and you shouldn't make him feel bad for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

We all have our foibles

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)