Surprisingly Disneyland in Florida was quite a commercial and artificial place.
But I loved it being nine at the time. And I was only in Berlin for a couple days before going through to Wolfsburg (worst place ever, Fulham won though) but it was fucking fantastic.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hated Berlin the first time I went
In winter, bloody freezing it was. It looked so sad and grey. Then I went again in spring and I fall in love with it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I can think of nowhere worse in the World than Disneyland Florida
No fucking way will i ever take my kids somewhere like that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Same here.
I'd rather leave her on her own in downtown Soweto than take her to that utter shithole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

It's class (for kids) and you're both miserable sods.
Admittedly my dad did say "never again" afterwards. I'd go back in a shot, I love rollercoasters me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It's class alright.


Working class.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You want to watch your step Monty.
His dad was very nearly Wolf-man.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Gladiators was shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

So is his Mum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Oh I don't know. She's fucking FILTHY in the sack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Were you not put off your stroke by a Scottish bloke standing in the corner of the bedroom
shouting.

'Monty, you will cum on my first whistle. Barry's mum. You will cum on my second whislte'

'3-2-1' *blows whistle*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Nah, I get off on that kind of shit. I had to pay her £4 extra for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Uuurgh horrible minging pubes and weeks worth of clotted fanny batter :(
What makes it worse is her resistance to changing her skiddy knickers more than once a week
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah
*deep breath*
....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaha


Top, top work here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

THIS IS BARRYS MUM THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

The grubby yet endearing minx.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

THE RECEPTACLE OF 'WOLFS' PASSION JUICES

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Grrrrrrr(owler)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I wonder if Barry can get us all a signed picture of 'wolf' for old times sake

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

gaz him and ask.
Failing that, I'll get her mobile number from the cubicle of the 'Dog and Knife Attack' next time I'm in Lewisham.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Sadly for Barry, his mum really is Pat Butcher
What on earth was wolf thinking of
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I suspect him to be a very heavy drinker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Haha

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I went to Berlin when I went interrailing
there was no one around anywhere for the first half day we wandered round there. Then it turned out EVERYONE was at a big street party.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)