i don't really get to go on holiday
I suppose larping kind of counts. Other than that I went away for my honeymoon 4 years ago. That was fun, except for all the things that went wrong (like, being married)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Oh dear oh dear

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

yeah
marrying the chucklebrothers was an accident waiting to happen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Did they get you bed and insessantly say to me to you until you were all sad and sore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

*nods*
"...and NO slacking..."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

oh dear, oh dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I know an unrepeatable anecdote about one of the Chuckle brothers.
It involves:

1. Scousers
2. Ibiza
3. A stolen car ring
4. Huge amounts of cocaine
5. My friend Ben
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

No comedy ladder carrying?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

None whatsoever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

You mentioned this to me in the past.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

It is very much true,
And very much funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

It was a fantastic story.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Oh bollocks.
I'm one step behind all of you cunts today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)

A spit-roast with them would be awesome.
"To me!"
"To you!"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

You're Stephen Fry.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Dearie, dearie me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

That doesn't sound very happy
Go on, invent a story, I'm going home soon and don't want to leave with that feeling of sadness.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Oh the holiday was fun
we ate tasty food and went to pretty beaches and saw some archaeological things and historic monuments. Italy is nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

You see?
That's much better. I like it now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

On my birthday last year i rescued a toad that was trying get up some steps and was stuck and migt have been squished

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

That's so nice!
You're a good boy. Next time I see you I'm giving you a sweetie.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

God you're gay. Please die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I didn't bum the little blighter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Tell it to the judge, Jon Venables.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

That was only a battery, an AA battery at that!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)