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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you count putting the old chap back in after a slash and a bit of trapped piss going down my leg as weeing myself,and the gents' toilets in the blow moulding plant as "in public", then it was two weeks ago.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:48,
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I can counter that with'Never wear a cream suit, go to the bog and then dry your hands using an air dryer'.
Because you will look as though you've just pissed yourself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:51,
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Do you own a cream suit?I thought the only person with one was the man from Del Monte.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:05,
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I own a cream suit.And, until recently, also owned a panama hat. Until it got sat on and promptly binned.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:06,
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You need to get a new hat.And some orange juice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:20,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:44,
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