Evenin'
Who's missed me then?

ALT question - When did you last wee yourself in public?
I was nine the last time it happened, I was walking out of school after being berated by an evil nun and I wet myself. As I did it I said, 'Oh dear. Never mind' and carried on walking. I was an odd child.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:55, 64 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

often
but mostly in public toilets with no one looking. MOstly.

edit: oh yeah - and of course we've missed you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Alright Newt?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Hooray!
For missing me, not for weeing yourself :)

Doesn't seem like much has changed around here. Just checked last week's QOTW and found I made the Best page. Now work is quieter I might write some more stuff for here or the Collective.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Me me me me me!
Looks like you had a fun weekend though.
alt: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post684616
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Sunday was nice - rugby tournament, walk in the woods next to us and then Pimms in the garden
Saturday not so good - PJM feeling rather poorly. I think he's used up his sleep allowance for the year already.
So nice that it's warmer and we've seen the sun. Makes such a HUGE difference.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Doesn't it?
Everyone is happier, everything's got more colour, it's warmer and nicer all round. Yay sun. Are the pair of you still planning on heading up to BGB's?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Oh yes.
We will be there.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:15, Reply)

*fist-pumps*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:24, Reply)

fist cock
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I TOTALLY MISSED YOU
alt: a few weeks ago, went 4wheeling, coming back through the river and my friend drove toward me and soaked me head to toe, I laughed till i wee'd, only a little bit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:10, Reply)

YAY!
If you were wet already that's okay - and you can blame the smelly river water for the pissy smell too. Win win!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Of course we have
Alt: never that I can remember thankfully. I came very close last year though. Literally completely out of money and waiting for a western union transfer in central london. Luckily I managed to hold on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:37, Reply)

What have I missed?
Seems like the same old, same old.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I have. you free to go art gallery wandering this week at all?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I still have to think about who you are
with your fancy new name and all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I forget myself sometimes, leads to extended absences

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I often forget that someone stole my original name
and that the current one has a . at the end.

how are you doing??
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Not bad thanks, got a week off while I wait for my exam results. I'm yet to get dressed and leave the house today
I'll do stuff tomorrow though. How's you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)

good stuff
good luck for the exam results. how do you think they/it went?

I'm good. The pool was 31 degrees earlier, so I swam for quite a while. Work isn't bad and wedding plans are coming along nicely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:17, Reply)

thanks, I think they went alright this time, find out on Thursday.
Excellent news on all fronts :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

indeed
would you care to join me in a celebratory internet high-five?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

*fives*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:48, Reply)

No, can't I'm afraid - Easter hols so I'm on Mummy Patrol

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:45, Reply)

that's too bad, hopefully see you at the weekend instead x

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

like the desert missed the rain.
last time I weed myself in public was probably one cold winter in the surf when I had a cheap shit wetsuit.

prior to that I have no recollection of ever having done it, so I don't think I have since I was a small child.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Alt: I think this time last year.
Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Hello chicken lady, did anyone show you this?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1122193#post1122229
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I saw that because I searched myself - just to see if you lot had been talking about me
And YOU HAD!

:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)

This made me feel really proud, if I was japanese
The Cheif Cabinate Secertary said... "This reconfirms that this is an extreamly major distaster. We are very sorry to the public, people living near the nuclear complex and the international community for causing such a serious accident...." "...The accident itself is very serious but we have set our priority so as not to cause health damage".

and the PM said "The situation of nuclear reactors has been stabilising step by step. The amount of radioation leaks is on the decline..." "... But we are not at the stage yet where we can let our gards down".

I would be so fucking proud of the Japanese Gov if I was Japanese, our leaders are more concerned with getting second homes around the corner from their first country mansions while getting duck ponds made.... and wouldn't accept responcibility for even leaving the toilet seat up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I really cannot recommend strongly enough
not clicking on this.

EDIT: *Waves at Chickenlady* Hiya!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Oh Jesus.
I know you said don't click, but come on...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:49, Reply)

That is fully odd.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Alright Noel?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

alright DG
Went straight to sleep after that :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:21, Reply)

Good god they look wrecked.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

If you count putting the old chap back in after a slash and a bit of trapped piss going down my leg as weeing myself,
and the gents' toilets in the blow moulding plant as "in public", then it was two weeks ago.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I can counter that with
'Never wear a cream suit, go to the bog and then dry your hands using an air dryer'.

Because you will look as though you've just pissed yourself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Do you own a cream suit?
I thought the only person with one was the man from Del Monte.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I own a cream suit.
And, until recently, also owned a panama hat. Until it got sat on and promptly binned.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

You need to get a new hat.
And some orange juice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

two weeks ago every morning around 10.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Woo! madam poulet, (or however it's spelt).
Just got back from my sisters where we put together her new bed. Before that I was at the gym. I'm fookin knackered.

The last time I weed myself in public, I was but an ickle blousie. I once had such a bad cough that I weed a little in my knickers but I was home when it happened.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Hello Jeffers!
How are you?

I went to my nephew's parent's evening today. My sis was too busy.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

And?
Is he good at everything? Were you surprised by any teachers? I dread parents' evening. It's deeply embarrassing when the teachers find out what I do....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

He only has the one teacher for his subjects.
He's never going to be a brainiac but he's doing quite well. I always try and get him books he might find interesting so he'll keep his reading up. He's sports mad though so I think a career in sports science may be in the offing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Good skills Auntie Blousie.
Will you have to buy him a pressie for being good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Pfft!
He gets enough off me already.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

How old is your nephew?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

He's ten.
AND SPOILT ROTTEN!
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I wonder who does the spoiling?
Looks ^ up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

That would be me : )
He's a good lad.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)

You're just waiting until he's 15
Then you can send him to the Offy to get you cider and wine for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Sounds like Nugget #1 - Sports Science all the way!
Next season he should be playing rugby for the county. He doesn't get that from me.
Although...the thought of running around chasing men in shorts...rolling around in the mud...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

He does kickboxing, cricket, football, and at school he stays over for netball and handball.
He also went to the gym a few times with me but I think he found it too boring.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Where do they get all the energy?
Are kids all on speed?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I no rite.
But ask him to walk to the shop and he complains he's too tired : )

He's getting quite funny now. I was at my sisters and I told him to go to the chippy for us. He said, 'I thought you were on a diet'. Little bugger!
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Hello Blousie!!
Hope you gave your sister a big kiss from me. I love her.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I'm not kissing her. She gets too soppy.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I can believe that. But she's brilliant.
As are you, missus! :D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

She is brilliant..............and very soppy.
Aw fanks hon! Looking forward to seeing you and PJ soon.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Us too!!
*excites*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I have my sis's house for the Friday and Saturday night. You, PJ, Asun and her hubby will be staying at my sister's house.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Fantastic! They're both lovely.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)