A thread for the late team
Me, Crunchy, Monty, Rswipe when she's sober and others.

Anyone want to buy a kagool? I'm ebaying loads of stuff to make way for new arrivals. Tell me about buying or selling things on the infomation super highway.

Alt: Supper I 'spose
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:26, 85 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I feel I should declare an interest in this question
but... 'meh'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Don't you need it more than most?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I've given up plane spotting now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I didn't think it was possible
But this question is actually less interesting than being asked (yet) again about a favourite holiday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Couldn't you make some sort of pun for us all?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

it doesn't matter how you coat it
Jeff has puns buttoned down.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)

You could argue that it's my liveli'hood'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I think it's time for you to jacket in.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

he's a trail blazer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Stop this or I shal duffel you all up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

This subthread is not a goer.
It's a parka.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

You're mac'ing me sick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

*hides slippers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'm too deeply en'trench'ed
in these puns
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I have to say, you have a smashing blous'on today B3th.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

cape yer 'air on

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?
I'm excited to see how they turn out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

apropos of nothing
I had a reversible coat in the 80s. It was black on one side and cartoon-strips on the other. Get me with my hot style!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

*gets you with your hot style*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You really look incredibly double-breasted in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

breastedchinned
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

OH NO YOU DIH'UNT!!!
*finger snaps*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

*proffers splint*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Why are you talking to yourself
Or do you have two windows open for this page, one of them directed to a mirror site.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

You need to have a look at yourself here Jeff.
It's time for a bit of self-reflection on your part.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Not sure what Jeff would look like in a mirror.
Probably affine sight.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Ouch, Brian. Ouch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I shall keep my manifold geometry jokes to myself then ...

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Perhaps that's best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Trainspotter
only one step above 'forcibly sectioned' in terms of mental health
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I donno what a kagool is, so I googled it, and found this picture (the logo looks like a b3ta logo too)
kyliegriffiths.co.uk/files/gimgs/34_11-kagool-1031-1024x682.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

hahahaha
WHY do I click these links? why?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

No I fucking don't. What kind of 'outdoorsy' 'rambler' do you take me for?
How dare you?

I haven't been so insulted since Al's thread 20 minutes ago. I ask you. Really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I got a girlfriend off the internet last year.
In remarkably good condition, too. Excellent value, would buy again *****
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

dj?
actually, I got a husband off the internet, too. Too late to send him back now...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

That's the problem with buying 'vintage' online, I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I tell you what
if I'd met him irl first there would never have been anything going on at all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I'm sure that is of great comfort to him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

With me and Lusty I think it's the other way round.
I think I'm much less unpleasant 'live'. In fact I've been told so numerous times. By people off the internet.

And we all know they never lie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Looks good as a thumbnail, but once it's full size all the cracks show

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Alt: I'm sensing a supper of MDs is in the frame.
I'm meeting my oldest pal 'The Yeti'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I assume that The Yeti is your imaginary friend
rumoured sightings, but as yet unconfirmed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Oh this fellow is all too real.

Unfortunately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

How did he get the name
Yeti?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

He's a big hairy beast.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:00, Reply)

So a lot of thought went into that nickname then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Well, I suppose if Kerry Katonia can get 'mum of the year' while off her tits, there is no reason why you can't either.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:12, Reply)

This is exactly the kind of dynamic and exciting thread which will tempt me back to OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

fuck off bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:54, Reply)

fuck off Hood Butter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Hahahahaha
WELL DO YOU WANT A CAGOUL? DO YOU?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Who wouldn't?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:56, Reply)

me.
Trainspotters and nonces wear cagoules.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Technically
I'm the never here team but it saddens me that staying at work until half 5 makes you a captain of industry.
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

if you're still there at that hour you're probably up to no good
like taking stationary or photocopying your perineum.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:20, Reply)

or placing it on the mouthpiece of the phones of people who left ages ago

( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:24, Reply)

want to hear something funny?
Al thinks he's goingto be invited to your wedding.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Don't mention the war
ar edding. TGB will be along with her lolwaki comments.

True, I never received one to his but he's probably going to the stag. It's not happening for another 10 years anyway.

And regarding me sleeping in whenever the family meets up. It's because I work until unsociable hours such as these during my 9 to 5 7.
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1166484

Two weeks tomorrow yays!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Shit thread is shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:17, Reply)

thanks for your help again today
still only halfway through. :(
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:21, Reply)

no worries, it's shit but once it's done, it's done!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:22, Reply)

It really is soul-destroyingly painful
*sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:24, Reply)

that was my job for nearly 6 years...
*reaches for shotgun, opens mouth*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:27, Reply)

At least your new job will be awesome
though you will have shotgun days there too...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Nope. I have a lovely black North Face jacket ta.
I must sell some clothes I bought and no longer like. I need the money.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:21, Reply)

P.S. Sucker Punch is shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I've only ever bought a lighter and a poster, poster was good, lighter was shit
alt: mongolian beef
will also be trying to find a suitable crab dip to mix in with my roommates so it doesn't look like i've been eating it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I once sold a He-Man and Battle Cat
to some spod off the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:27, Reply)

You had the power!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

well, dj did
and he at least gave me decent feedback. And not ascii either.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I stuck them on top of my CRT in my office :)
That was back when I was a PhD student and had an office. I miss my white board.
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Right, screw you bitches
I'm going home.
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:55, Reply)

crunchy reporting for duty!
I have sausage in batter, curry sauce and chips for tea! woo!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Sounds wholesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:59, Reply)

hell yeah
also, I have the suspicion that someone famous must look like me because everyone was looking at me funny in the chippy. That or the hypocrisy of turning up in a chipping in gym kit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:00, Reply)

You have a bogey...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

damn
that's what I get for being a train
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:02, Reply)

*poot poot*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Straight from the gym to the chippy. Class.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I am ALL class

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I hope you rounded off your chippy dinner with a can of diet pop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

no, water
then I shall have a cup of tea when my mum's finished talking on the phone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 19:19, Reply)