I am phenomenally lazy
and need motivation to do absolutely anything other than breathe, but it must be a carrot. I'm not a big fan of the stick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

carrot 15" black rubber dildo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I blame Himjim.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

For me being here or for selling you a 15" black rubber dildo?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

The former, although I've been meaning to gaz him about the latter.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Thanks Noel, always a pleasure to chat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I know these little interludes are the highlight of my day.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

You forgot this (!)

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

That was implicit in the subject matter.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yes but..........
He's a bit slow. Sometimes you have to spell these things out for him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Oi!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

*smiles sweetly*

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

+camberwell
I would have thought that would have the opposite effect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

But you go around
walking Britain. You can't be that lazy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Oh, my legs aren't lazy.
I don't know how to describe it, but I know for sure if I could spend the rest of my life doing fuck-all without turning into a poor, blubbery mess I'd do so.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I don' think we suffer from lazyness, more a lack of motivation.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I just feel tired most of the time
I don't know if it's lazyness. I want to do stuff, but I lack the energy to do it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Me too but I think with me it's mild depression.
You've just spent about five months doing exciting stuff like weddings and traipsing across South America. You could do with a rest.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

That's worse, I think
In my case, I can easily spend the day half sleeping and watching tv, specially in winter. However, in summer, when the weather is nice, you can't stop me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Do things that make you happy more often
you could have moar bashes, for starters.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

My house is open all year round for visitors.
Mi casa su casa etc etc.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I might just turn up one day





wearing nothing but a raincoat.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

raincoat tarpaulin, strapped to the bed of a lorry, being periodically hosed down with seawater.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Don't listen Al
No-one will be calling you fat after we run this half-marathon, right? RIGHT?

*click's wookiee's post*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Don't tease me Al.
I'll never leave the house if you promise that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I might position a cut-out of Al in a raincoat outside your front door
If only I could find an endless source of cardboard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

That made me laugh!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Did I spell it wrong?

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

No, no
It's good. Better if you add the verb: Mi casa es su casa, but really good :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)