*girds loins*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll get you a cheap ticket to Tenerife
when can you make it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Careful, from what I hear he's very virile.
You don't want a little brother or sister that's half-NakedApe.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

My mum is all sorted
no way she's having another. We're safe there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Anyway I'm all about the anal...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

She might not want that
But I suppose you know better than me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'm looking for a holiday leaving aweek on Saturday, Tenerife is on my list. the wife might be pissed off though..

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

My sister lives there.
If you go, take her out and get her pissed. She needs a laugh.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Can you suggest where i might go to avoid the "Playa dos Ingles" sorts of places?
Is she as much fun as i suppose you are?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

El Puerto de la Cruz
if you still want a beach and some people who understand English. If you want proper Tenerife stuff, in the mountain and all Spanish speaking, go to La Orotava. It's a bit cold there, but very nice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Thanks I'll check it out, El Puerto, i need some sunshine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

She's fun but not as daft as I am.
And she's only 21 albeit a very grown up 21.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that
Next time I go, I might give her a ring.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Please do : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I see
Well, if you go there, let me know. I can recommend a few good places.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)