Wiring a plug is dead easy though
bLue to the Left bRown to the Right, green and yellow down the middle.

Note, if you are testing a fuse you have just replaced and haven't bothered putting the cover on DO NOT belive your mother when she says she has unplugged the extension lead. This is a lie so she can luagh when you fly across the room
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Now is brown earth?
And why would you need to wire a plug?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

For when you have a worktop with a small hole in it and you have to take the plug off to get the wire through to the socket which is located underneath
OR when you buy bizarre american stuff and put proper plugs on them. OR if the plug that was on there was so old it fell apart OR you accidentally ran it over with something heavy and need to replace it!

Also, no. Brown is not earth just because it is earth coloured
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

So is the green and yellow striped one earth?
You see this is why I am no good with electronics.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah, except that it's changed again
but I can't remember what the new colours are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

brown is live, blue is neautral and yellow/green is earth
Older plugs have red, black and green wires though and I forget which way round they go..
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Those changes are fucking irritating!
Red should be live
Black should be neutral
Brown earth

This makes the most sense
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Same logic as the other colours.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

and then the pink one is heart, and when they join together than can summon Captain Planet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Just buy new shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Why? Plugs are cheap

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'm as rich as Cresus/rswipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

When you stand on the plug of your hair straighteners
in a pair of new rocks whilst getting ready to go out clubbing. That was a panicky 15 minutes, especially since I'd already been drinking for two hours at that point.
(berk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I totally learnt something today.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

That Gaylords say 'no'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

are you on crack?
the plug thing you spastic. Jesus Christ Jeff you have gone nuts!

good day so far?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Butt plug?
You utter bum lord
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

actually it's a fart bung, I'm doing the world a favour you feckless helmet.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

You canot have anything on Tourette's.
How DG can still smell anything is beyond me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

dunno, I once rendered a work toilet uninhabitable for 4 hours after an early morning shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

You can't buy class like that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

my boss claimed he had gone blind when he opened the door.
for lols and shit, not seriously or anything. My shit is not that powerful.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Maybe your lack of powerful shit is why your 'customer' calls you Turdd.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

that you're an iredeemable bender? ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

that is not a revaltion.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)