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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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silly Jeff
I mean squelchy naughty thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
squelchy
Isn't a very nice word.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
what word would you prefer?
smoochy?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)
It's a better word.
It conjures up memories of school discos, hold the object of your affections in your arms as you sway to the sounds of Glen Medeiros.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)
school discos evoke memories of hiding in the toilets
crying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)
because I was neither attractive nor popular
The only reason I was there at all was that I, as a boarder, lived in the school.

I didn't get this gorgeous until after I turned thirty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I'm still waiting to blossom.
I am going to pin my hopes on entering my 40s before I finally turn from ugly duckling to swan.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I'm assuming I will be a beautiful rotting corpse one day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Knowing my luck
The worms wouldn't go near me on account of being dead thin, I'm sure there would be much tastier people to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)

tastier fatter
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)
smoochy brings up images of someone franticly tweaking nipples through a thick jumper

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
right now, that's better than nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)
*imagines Crunchy going to find her best, most thick jumper*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I might put on more than one for luck

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Do it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

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