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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*gazzes address*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I once ended up with a hipflask full of morphine at a wedding...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Course you did.
Was that before or after your dad was 'in the SAS' and 'really good mates with Bruce Lee'?

You're as bad as AA with his made-up 'brother'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)
You have the story wrong
His Dad killed Bruce Lee
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Oh yeah sorry.
My favourite Bruce Lee story is that he died because he was too fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Was that before or after he was the person James Bond was based on?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I think that was after
*sings* BROWN fingarrrrrrrrr
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He da man.
Da man wit da anal touch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)
The man with the 'Midas crotch', you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)
That would make a great name for a game show.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)
It was the father of the brides, his knees were disintergrating
i didn't take any as I was an usher and had duties, so there!

EDIT: And don't compare me to AA you bent old twat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
feel free - i get it prescribed to cope with chronic knee and wrist pain.
It works, and I spend my days gently cossetted in metaphorical bubble wrap!
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)
What kind do you have? I fucking love Morphine.
I get Sevradol, I'm not sharing it though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I'm on sevradol, but the brand is meaningless
It's the strength that counts...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

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