oh no i almost accidentally ignored you
i haven't read that book because i only read porn books

anyway since i'm already feeling crap i reckon i'll have some chinese just to make me feel worse
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

try cream of sum yung gy
it's a great stomach settler
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

you'd know, you massive poof

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

dammit! My own joke turned against me, what is the world coming to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

haters gonna hate
mormons gonna morm
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Alright Krislington?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah alright Montsbury, you?
I had a dream last night about several offtopicers. *cringes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

*reads your mind*
Goodness me, strong stuff there. You should put some of that into your 'erotic literature'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Damn those mormoms, damn them to mormon hell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Am I the only one that notices that they're always driving toyotas?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

We don't see a lot of them over here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

really? so we just produce the crazies?
I wonder if just anyone can get all up in that sister wives thing?
and if they all mingle together sometimes just to keep it fresh...
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Sister wives?
Are you saying Bert is a Mormon?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

no no, you don't marry your sister Clalndrix
sister wives are the multiple wives of a mormon man, and thus are "sisters" because they form such a close bond with eachother
and I'm just wondering if they like to get a little...you know...bow chicka wow wow, to keep their man happy.
Or if that's illegal.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

If they do, I'm suddenly feeling the call of the Lord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
it's more seething jealousy than bow-chicka-wah-wah
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I can feel myself having an atheist revelation now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

probably this
plus they're only suppose to have sex if they're trying to make a baby
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

and they have to wear bizarre nightclothes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

but i bet they're naked under them

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

nah two layers of skin

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

This is the first link on google
classydreamwear.com/store/WsDefault.asp?Cat=ModestSleepwear
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Why else would anyone have sex?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

In your case, because they were whacked out on Rohypnol?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Even then, it's usually only a maybe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

That's got to be the worst kind of rejection ever.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Like a fire extinguisher down the helmet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Surely they must do
otherwise what is the point of having multiple wives? I reckon you would have a selection for whichever mood might take you, you'd have two or three who like to get freaky together, you'd have a black one and an asian one, one big girl and one who likes anal.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

wait wait wait
are you saying there are people that don't like anal?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Well, I have experienced one lady
who, whilst I was slipping a finger up there, said it just made her feel like she needed a poo. So we went no further down that road.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Not quite that adventurous, Al?

( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

She also got upset when a bit of Jizz got in her hair
As in, really upset.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

To be fair, she'd just come through a messy divorce.

Poor old mum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

whereas I've never experienced this phenom
apparently my friend was picking what she thought was icing out of a new brides hair at a wedding once
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Yeah Kristine
you've never experienced that. Whatever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

oh go on
never spilt a drop in my life!
that's so gross
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I did that once, purely by accident.
She never let me forget it.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

bet it was her fault for moving
that's what I told my mrs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Your mrs has got some serious moves

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

that she does
she had a new haircut the other day. it looks frankly amazing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Sometimes it's easier just to cut the spunk out.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

unrelated incidents

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

We'll just go with that.
The truth is far more ridiculous.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

shut in a cupboard?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

SOUND THE ALMOST IGNORE HORN!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

it's just so close to the reply

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

*BOOOM TOOOOT TOOOT BOOOM*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)