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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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grossI was really hoping for entertaining replies like "because she clips my toenails with her teeth"
not all this gushy crap
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:56,
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OK. She trims my pubes and fashions cushions out of them. How's that?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:57,
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I live in the north of England.We have to make our own fun.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:02,
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I cut mr b3th's hair for himbut he can trim his own fucking pubes. Personally, as much as I love him, I wouldn't trust anybody near my pubes with a sharp instrument.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:03,
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I daren't let my g/f near my hair after the 'indecent' that was her last attempt (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:06,
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I'm pretty goodbut to be fair, it's relatively easy. Clippers, No 4 guard, all over cut. Piece of piss.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:07,
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Ironically, the missus cuts my hair.I reckon I've saved one million pounds and ninety nine pence in the last three years.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:24,
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:39,
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