I thought the hymn Lord of the Dance
was "I am the Lord of the dance settee".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It is, though, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I'm sticking with it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Please die.


Thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Shan't
There's no shame in Partridge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

We've had this conversation before, I know,
but I have no idea why quoting Partridge is fine by me - but pretty much anything else ever (even or perhaps especially things I like) I find excruciating?

It's fucking weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

My theory would be enormously simple:
Partridge is fucking funny. But I would say the same of Python, and I'm willing to bet that hearing "Ni!" got old for you a long time ago.

I'm pretty bored of it too now actually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

It certainly did. Before my 10th birthday in 1983.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

That's the day Return of the Jedi was released in Denmark and Sweden
I can see why your interest would have shifted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I was born in 1983
LOL
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*stony completely devoid of LOL face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
Get your shit dancing humour off my internet. Take it to the Glee forums, they'll lap it up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

That's actually not a bad idea
Amongst a forum populated entirely by Gleeks, I'd be some kind of Chuck Norris alpha-male in extremis type.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Chuck Norris Rob Halford
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Actually, in Glee forums I would be considered a troll
For offering the candid opinion that this series has been shite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

For offering the candid opinion that this series has been shite

+ Because of my face.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

That too
Took the Beeb fucking hours in makeup to classify me as "pre-watershed"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

As the missus likes it, I watch this programme.
A lot of the time I find it tolerable, if horribly twee. Last night's episode, however, was fucking excruciating.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I concur
How on earth is it possible to take a song like Kiss and make it so utterly unsexy? That takes skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Because you can't polish a turd?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Prince managed it.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Prefer Age of Chance's version, myself.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I prefer my senile 85-year old gran's version of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

*shakes hands*
Prince was and is utterly shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I quite agree, I have no time for the arrogant little bellend
I do like that one song, however. The Glee version made Prince look like a gosh-darned genius by comparison
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Matthew Morrison
makes me wince every time I see his stupid, gurning face.

Every time the camera pans over him during a song and he's snapping his fingers and acting as though he's "feeling" the music, I want to put my fist through the television.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

The man is a huge name on Broadway
I think he believes he's bringing musicals to the masses. Which would be fine, if he wasn't doing it in such a fucking cringeworthy way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Well I wish he wouldn't
I've seen musicals before and Broadway can fucking keep them.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Chicago is fucking brilliant
The Rocky Horror Show, which they based an entire ill-advised episode on, is not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

No it is not.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Yes it is
(This could go on a while)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

A dwarf with Mark Lamarr's hair and a Silk Cut themed suit.
The missus said that Prince's sexuality was "questionable". I responded "questionable how?"

It seems pretty fucking clear cut to me.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)