Fuck me you're clever you spotted a typo
See if you can spot the word cunt tattooed on your forehead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

See now this would have worked if it wasn't the mong who couldn't fucking type properly making the comment.
But no, so now you're predictable AND thick, in the space of three posts. Good job there, kiddo
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

excellent attempted patronising

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Don't you have exams to fail?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Don't be unpleasant to Amberl.
Don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It's alright
by the sounds of that walking minority complex's previous posts I'm sure she'll fuck things up without my input.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I do my best
but of course I can always use tips from the man who is a master class in fucking things up and being upset ONLINE
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Please desist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Don't make me break my "I am never rude to people" thing......
..... Amberl is the brightest person on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

That's a whole lot of relativity there
In the context of 'on here' please define 'bright' and 'person'.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Somebody who didn't link /talk to the comments page for their work's website?

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

While it was an independent article which indirectly linked to a site affiliated with where I work
I agree that it may have been naive.
I'm glad you got your facts right though. Makes me wonder what you're doing here tbh
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Amberl wouldn't have done that.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

No offence
but I don't think Amberl would have had anything worth linking to in any kind of forum.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That doesn't invalidate my comment.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I think you might be misremembering
how roundly your link was mocked. And you're right, I have nothing of interest to add on either photocopying or how to push a tea trolley well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

You can get away with having a pop at Apey
and whilst Amberl doesn't need white knighting, I would also kindly request that you shove it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

This, this right here?
This is getting popular paged.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

no can do, sorry
i have year end billing to finalise and possession proceedings to draft and advice to give on 837 breaches of tenant covenants on a supermarket in south wales and a torts notice to draft and a statutory demand to get out, all before i hit the winebar at 8.

i just wanted to say amberl rocks. woo! yay! amberl!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I have consent orders and a contract for freelance developers to build from scratch.
I don't wanna :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Would you two please just have sex and get it over with?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

He's for Psychochalmp's eyes only
As gutted as I am. Those big, needy, glassy doe-eyes roving all over my body, that quivering lip, that extra chromosome....
All these pleasures are for another's love, not mine :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This is 139% gayer than anything I've ever posted
The brush that tarred me knows no limits, mate, run while you still can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

the hilarity of this is that PALC and i don't really get on
we were both briefly united in the face of epic stupidity and cuntish behaviour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Let it be known that while I think you are a uniquely retarded individual
I am genuinely happy that you are finding an irrelevant and otherwise uninteresting relationship to be amusing.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Thanks, now can you copy this for me please, the successful people have proper work to do
chop chop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Swipey it's going to be difficult for me to flirt with you if you nick Apey's login

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You love it you big bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

True
*bums*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

See, now again this would have been funny
Except the copyboy gag was....*pause*....mine in the first place.
It's like you're laughing at me for a joke I made about ME.

Your girlfriend must think you have a beautiful soul because bless you, you are a massive spastic.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Hahaha
If that solved every problem!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I keep suggesting it
as the perfect solution to our "wanting to have sex with each other" problem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

each other two men at once

Topical.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Nicely done there
You may have just increased my chances of shagging Aber from 0.00001% to 0.00002%. If it happens, I'll make sure you get first look at the photos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)