Lunch is houmous and carrots
I have also found that before my family buggered off to Ireland, my mother bought me some stuff and left it in the back fridge. An Easter egg :) and a pack of Red Bull
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aren't mums awesome.
And if Rswipe reads this.........dads too.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Indeed
it was a nice surprise especially since I was just foraging for orange juice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

It's my father's birthday today.
He celebrated by writing some 'Akabussi' type comic fiction and sending it to my brother, this was about 4:30am US time, the nutter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I imagine your dad to look like Nick Nolte

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

He is the spitting image of Leonard Nimoy, apart from the ears.
He was introduced to my mother as 'Spocky'. He also used to lecture in Logic, amusingly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Your dad is cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

He actually is.
I have a lot of my musical background to thank him for, and (less good) my childish sense of humour and love of debating. And my shitness with money, and my massive snobbery.

Actually, he's a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

My Dad is exceedingly sarcastic
and has some excellent ZING comebacks to almost anything you can say to him. He also loves curry and beer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Mine loves fine dining and used to run a Wine Society.
The bastard has given me unsupportably expensive tastes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

haha!
Mine has given me a love of strong lager and a disdain for shit food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

He sounds quite the chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

He is
The fat, baldy bastard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Hoummous and carrots? You are me.
AICMFP
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

after the gastric bypass
but I do love my hoummous. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I have discovered a new yum in Sainsburys
picantemole! Basically a cross between guacamole and hummous, with added chipotle chilli
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I tried a white bean dip from Tesco (I know, I know) that was quite good.
Chipotle = excellent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I have eaten half with some pitta
and have the other half for tomorrow. It would be nom on a burger I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

How would you pronounce Chipotle? Out of interest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Google says
chip hot lay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

You see that sounds weird to me
I've always said Chip olt ay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Ah yes...but you're a complete fucking spastic, aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

This is partially true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I would pronounce it (loudly and in a Bolton accent) thus:
'OI GAR-KON. CAN AH 'AVE SOOM MOARR O' THAT CHIPPY FOOKIN' OTTLE BOLLOCKS OVER HERE QUICK-SMART? COOM ON LAD! AH'VE NOT GOT ALL FOOKIN' DEAH'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

You do have all day, you have no job
and no future
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Good ta
Hanging a wee bit, but I'll live. You?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Good thanks
having a revision week at the moment. It's going quite well. You at home for Easter?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Not til tomorrow, and then only for 6 days.
Had to work it round dance. I really should start my revision...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I've been working on Cicero's letters
I hate him so much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

He is a right penis isn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Tell him to write his own fucking letters, the lazy cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)