Today everything is shit
Fucking stupid cunts in work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was told yesterday
that my project has been cancelled, so I have no much to do. But I'm leaving in 10 min, so fine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I have had to deal with about 4 complaints for no good reason today
and have also been told we need to write a massive document detailing pretty much every other department in the companies work. Our department's work is already documented. Somewhere in this is sense, though I cannot see it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Why?
Shouldn't each department documment themselves? I say: go home and have a beer! Tomorrow will be a new day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

This^
Quite why we are expected to put together all the separate depts processes I do not know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Do a wee-wee on your desk in a kind of 'soggy protest'.

Works for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

*unzips*
*pisses*
*electrocutes self*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Rise above it
In the knowledge that you are superior in every way.

Works for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

My smugograph is low today
I need a holiday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

How soon can you have the next one?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Friday!
Yay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Oh, well
That's just there. I'm sure you can cope with just another 2 days!

Are you going somewhere nice?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

The AIDS clinic. YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Yes, we have booked a double session for anal bleaching

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Who - you and me?
That clashes with my helmet-buffing class. I can't make it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Its OK, you can go first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I am off to Centreparcs in Penrith next week!
It is most lovely there and they have squirrels.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I love Penrith
I should go again soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

You should do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

holiday croissant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Even at it's lowest measure
You are still the Champ!

Now, get back out there and put the fucking stick about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I fucking love you sir!
*cheers up*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

*slaps manfully on backside*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

You shouldn't fuck your colleagues.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I married one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Oh, carry on then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

cheers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)