Who is Hailey Dunn?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A 13 year old girl that's been missing since December.
Her moms boyfriend said she was supposed to go to her dads and then to a friends but she never showed up at either place.

Apparently he's into slasher shit and they've found a ton of child porn on his computers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Children's obesity is really getting out of hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

leave the internet forever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Couldn't resist
She sounds like our maddie; forever in our hearts belgian sex dungeons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

i like to think a barren woman took maddie and she has a lovely life on a farm or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yep, that's what happned

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

that's what i figured because anyone that leaves their kids alone in a hotel clearly doesn't give a shit about what happens to them
so
it's a good thing she got picked up by someone so caring
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That's bollocks, I know plenty of people who were left in the car with th dog while their parents went to the pub
they all turned out fine, i was often left in hotel rooms, they were just very unlucky/cunning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Right. Think of a male B3tan who's not been on for a bit.

Then blame him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

bert, he's just flown back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Bob keeps changing his name.
Maybe he is trying to cover his tracks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Isn't Mistaspackkerman currently 'on his travels'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

He seems to cover all bases on the 'confused loner' chart

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

he's on the search
for the pearlescent mystery of milky pre-cum
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I've read it.
I can't unread it.

I hate you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

and that from someone who lives with your missus!
/prouds
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Just wait until you meet her in July.
Honestly, the stories on here are NOWT.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

One of the first threads I remember
-squeals-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Did anyone ever have, you know, abit of a chat with him over that particular claim

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

i certainly didn't
it amuses me no end that it is the one thread which horrifies everyone, despite the fact that so much worse gets posted on here daily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I think it was just the whole TMI thing.
You, luckily, did not have to experience Spak's crotch hanging out of a rather massive hole in his jeans all evening. I'm sure clendrix will gaz you the photo...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Lalalalalalalanotlistening!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Somewhere in America, too.
D'ya think..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

As much as I'd like this not to be true, what with all his precum problems ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Well a 13 year old is gonna need more lubing than an adult so that makes no sense...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

gross gross gross!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

This isn't your favourite area for jokes is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Nah, Spak's a pussycat really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Cat's can definately do that pre cum thing
so I hear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Bill blatantly

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

*Nods sagely*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Quite a thymely comment, I feel

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

You would think that you great (rose) Mary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Meh, it's just that time of the seasoning.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

these puns are in mint condition

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm afraid this is what it's cumin to

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)