here's your new thread you lazy bastards
I'm looking for car insurance, IS'NT THAT EXCITING! ranging from £320 to over a grand, damn you 3 points on my license.

Tell me about any criminal convictions you've had or nearly had.

Alt: I will be drinking Rose (accent) wine in the sun soon on the river, what is your sunshine tipple of choice this evening.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:12, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Criminal convictions are not cool kids
Even with no points I'm still 1300 insurance :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

mine is £2,160 a year
even though i am (i) a girl (ii) over 25 (iii) never ever had a claim [touch wood] and (iv) the car is worth less money this year than last. how can the premium still have gone up??

why is yours so much, what criminal conviction, drink-driving??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

It's obviously your postcode hahahaha
I'm insured in Manchester and it's a cdi350 which doesn't help matters. What size engine is yours?
Edit - I DO HAVE SPENT OR UNSPENT CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

true
it was much cheaper when it was "in a locked garage in cheshire" rather than "on the road in kensington".

it's 3 litres.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

You do not need 3 litres on an slk
And yes I am indeed "in a locked garage in cheshire" as far as the insurers are concerned
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

of course i do
when i put my foot down, it roars and leaves everyone else behind it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Yes, Rachel, this is really likely to happen in London traffic
Alright for the motorway I suppose
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

i got pulled over the other day
for taking off too quickly at traffic lights on the a4...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:56, Reply)

No, you need the 5.5 AMG really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

It's because he is such a complete bastard, you have to declare that now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

You know i love you really *ruffles hair*
Not that hair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

hang on, i'll white knight you here by copying that gaz you sent me- oh
oh wait. no gaz.

carry on, nakedape........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Rory has my back against the tedium of AdamFrisbeecunt, so i'll be nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

girl insurance has gone up
because the discount we got for being awesome was seen as unfair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I blame the belgians

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

This is better than my thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

it's not as good as mine.
damn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

It is, i am generally better than you except when it come to not liking stuff and liking obscure music

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

You're a lot better than me at being a witless turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

You are a lot better at amusing insults

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

yes
i use "witless spastic" all the time now, courtesy of monty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

3 points speeding
and a further 3 for being on my phone whilst a policeman drove past.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Why did you get the points if the copper was driving?
Or were you driving as well, rather than sitting on your sofa ordering a pizza and gazing out of the window whilst the police cruised past.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I've got a police record, but I'm not sure why
I think Sting is a right cunt
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

boom boom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Just leave, leave NOW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

3 points
for a bald tyre (many years ago), and 4 points for speeding (I went to court to argue the toss as I was taking someone to hospital at the time and as such didn't consider 48mph on a 40mph road on a clear, dry day excessive), so they gave me an extra point and an extra 90 quid fine for my trouble.
Other than that, just a caution for 'breach of the peace' when I was about 21 as one of my passengers held an imitation Bereta 45 to my head and said "Drive us to Dover" (which is, incidently, where I was already going).
This was spotted by an elderly lady on the roadside, who dutifully called the police, resulting in all of us in the car, a few miles on, being face down in the road with rifles aimed at our heads.
(dchurch bah, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)