1) Yes, I want to know why too
2)You live in a rough place.
3)And I heard you're doing well on that. Congrats.
4)Good for you, are you going to invite her somewhere?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

4) THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS AND SHE'S INVITED

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

"Would you like to go to the pants party?"
Brick is awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I LOVE LAMP

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I ate a big red candle

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I love that film

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

A few weeks ago, a few of my housemates and I watched it
It's now customary for us to greet each other with a line from it, or text when we know it's inappropriate for the other to answer.

I received "Ohh, It's a deep burn!" yesterday, and had to hide my snort of laughter as a coughing fit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Have you seen that picture of Piqué
waiting for Shakira? He doesn't have a big party in his pants, the boy!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Eh?
Isn't he a bender?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Nope
He is just bending Shakira over. I heard that Real Madrid no longer play any of her songs now since she started seeing a Barca player
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

True
And they cancelled any gigs she was going to do at the stadium too. Stupid, jealous people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Spaniards are mental
No offence, gorgeous. It must be fucking rubbish to have spent that much on your team, only to have your bitter rivals be better so effortlessly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That's not Spaniards
That's Real Madrid people. We are much nicer, better and cleverer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That's alright then
Shag?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You know the answer to that
find me a TARDIS now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

This actually isn't the most difficult thing a girl's ever asked me to do in exchange for access to her pants

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Really?
I want to know what other girls have asked you that can be more difficult than a TARDIS.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

"Fuck off and die"
A TARDIS might be difficult to build/obtain but it's got to be more achieveable than post-death shagging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Well
I've heard of a woman who still has sex with his dead husband. She might be crazy, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Good shout there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Sounds like City.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Not at the moment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I thought it was funny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I find it funny too
In fact, I've been laughing and pointing at each Real Madrid fan I've met. Not only they are jealous with Barcelona winning everything, they can't stand one of the rival team having good luck with girls.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

1) It raises a lot of money for charity, and I like to do my bit
2) I used to, that was when I lived in Skem. Now, I just have to put up with the irritating little scrotes that get the bus to school, from time to time.
3) Thank you
4) I'm probably not seeing her this week again, as she's already got plans, but I'm off all next week, so I'm hoping to spend a couple of days with her then.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

4
Sounds good. Good luck. Take her somewhere nice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'm considering cooking for her, I've managed to pick up a couple of beautiful, fat duck fillets, although I'm not sure what to do with them yet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Honey and five spice
Sear skin side down, and turn over for last couple of mins. Leave to rest and carve. Serve with good mashed potato and wilted spinach
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

That's a good idea
Some nice wine and a good film to finish the date. She's all yours.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Dont forget the rohypnol in the wine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

He might not need it
He'll have a lot of pans to play with her head.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)