i. You're so hard
ii. 3 hours! Couldn't you get out of the train and walk to the station?
iii. It's too early, they don't open until 11
iv. Is it broken or just slow? Can't you use it as an excuse to leave work and go home?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I NO RITE
*tumesces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

i. Not at the moment, no!
ii. This was about 25 mins out of Peterborough, in the middle of nowhere. Just reminded me - last train I got to London, the one in front decapitated a railway worker. Oops
iii. This is a problem
iv. It keeps crashing when I'm in the middle of stuff. I think I have sorted it, but I require more coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

If you're really desperate, Wetherspoons have started opening at 9am in quite a few places

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

But they don't serve beer, do they?
Only breakfast.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I think I can wait until lunchtime should the need arrive
I am meeting Mrs Cow and Cow Jr for lunch today actually
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

So you better stay sobber until you see them.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I tihnk I'm painting myself to be a bit of a
*wobbles hand in front of face* drinker on here. In reality I'm not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Of course not, of course not
who doesn't want to be on the pub at 9am, on a Wednesday, drinking beer?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'm not certain, I've never actually tested it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

They serve beer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Actually, this is true
I had beer breakfast in a Wetherspoons after my stag do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I once had a mixed grill for hangover breakfast, back when I really was a tubby fuck
Let me tell you, throwing up steak ranks as one of the least pleasant experiences of my life, it comes up like sludge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The worst thing I've ever puked was one of those yoghurty cereals
with bits of dried fruit in. I thought I was going to choke to death. It was like puking a shit up.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

The worst thing I've puked
was bilis and stomach acid. I though, very cleverly, that I wasn't going to eat anything before getting on the car, as I was going to puke it anyway. Wrong. I burned my throat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I have used the Wetherspoon early beer facility
But only when I have had a non-functioning hangover and needed to get rid of the shakes.

The shame.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

This is good work
I've not had beer shakes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I can't even smell beer
after a night of heavy drinking, as I get sick. Or, in fact, in any case before lunch.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

How we doing today Champ?
Back on top of your game?

I am kicking bottom already and am only half way through my first coffee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm doing OK now *rocky musics*
Me and the laptop have had "words" and come round to my way of thinking.

Unfortunately, I now have to do two days of work with idiots.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

No you don't.
You have two days showing the plebs how it's done SportsCow-style!

People, Set your faces to stunned.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Haha!
Are you my personal trainer this week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It appears so.
It's funny, giving positive vibes to other people feels good and is a shot in the arm for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Carry on then!
Good work fella
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)