i. Not at the moment, no!
ii. This was about 25 mins out of Peterborough, in the middle of nowhere. Just reminded me - last train I got to London, the one in front decapitated a railway worker. Oops
iii. This is a problem
iv. It keeps crashing when I'm in the middle of stuff. I think I have sorted it, but I require more coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you're really desperate, Wetherspoons have started opening at 9am in quite a few places

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

But they don't serve beer, do they?
Only breakfast.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I think I can wait until lunchtime should the need arrive
I am meeting Mrs Cow and Cow Jr for lunch today actually
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

So you better stay sobber until you see them.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I tihnk I'm painting myself to be a bit of a
*wobbles hand in front of face* drinker on here. In reality I'm not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Of course not, of course not
who doesn't want to be on the pub at 9am, on a Wednesday, drinking beer?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'm not certain, I've never actually tested it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

They serve beer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Actually, this is true
I had beer breakfast in a Wetherspoons after my stag do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I once had a mixed grill for hangover breakfast, back when I really was a tubby fuck
Let me tell you, throwing up steak ranks as one of the least pleasant experiences of my life, it comes up like sludge.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The worst thing I've ever puked was one of those yoghurty cereals
with bits of dried fruit in. I thought I was going to choke to death. It was like puking a shit up.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

The worst thing I've puked
was bilis and stomach acid. I though, very cleverly, that I wasn't going to eat anything before getting on the car, as I was going to puke it anyway. Wrong. I burned my throat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I have used the Wetherspoon early beer facility
But only when I have had a non-functioning hangover and needed to get rid of the shakes.

The shame.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

This is good work
I've not had beer shakes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I can't even smell beer
after a night of heavy drinking, as I get sick. Or, in fact, in any case before lunch.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

How we doing today Champ?
Back on top of your game?

I am kicking bottom already and am only half way through my first coffee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm doing OK now *rocky musics*
Me and the laptop have had "words" and come round to my way of thinking.

Unfortunately, I now have to do two days of work with idiots.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

No you don't.
You have two days showing the plebs how it's done SportsCow-style!

People, Set your faces to stunned.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Haha!
Are you my personal trainer this week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It appears so.
It's funny, giving positive vibes to other people feels good and is a shot in the arm for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Carry on then!
Good work fella
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)