I went to the Tate Modern and became enraged by the ridiculousness of a blue square.
The guy I was with wandered into the next room (probably to hide) and came back saying, 'I wouldn't go in there if I were you.'
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha
Mark does that to me too :)

Some of them are so silly, and they cost so much money! Who's stupid enough to pay a fortune for them?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I got tutted at in there
when I said that the Chinese pebble installation was "gravel".

Well it was!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Remember the Massive Crack?
My friend got her wheely suitcase stuck in it.
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Haha!
I cannot recall a more pointless exhibition.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Hang on...
TGB has been exhibited at the Tate Modern?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Remember how they were worried that the LHC
was going to create a black hole and suck the Earth into it? The real reason they built it was to create one. The Earth was starting to be sucked into TGB's vagina. The black hole balances it out.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

This is terrible internet bullying :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

"oh, hello, Mr Kroney Kettle?"
"I've got a Ms Grammar Pot on the phone, she needs to talk about the Black account"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'm lovely!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Hello?
All I can hear is the howling of the wind.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You beat me to the obvious, tasteless comment.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I wandered in there once
and found that there were a load bunkbeds with books on them.

Very pleasant after a day spent wandering the city
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)