Alt: shit and bollocks
Just been told my lovely ex is off to Kent for five days tomorrow (she had no intention of telling me), so I am rushing back from Lancaster on Saturday for sod fucking all.

Sorry to bore you all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:49, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ooh, lovely.
I like how Kent sounds like cunt if you say it in a posh accent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Her family are extremely Kentish, for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Haha, kentish town.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I used to live there. Not the best part of North London in those days...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Dad used to have a shop there in the 80s and 90s, Skate Attack.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

On the road that goes to Parliament Hill Fields and up to Highgate?
On the left as you went up? If so I think I went there once or twice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I think that's the one, I donno the name of the roads, but at the bottom of the steep heal just past that block of flats.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Just past all the rug dealers? I think it's Highgate Road?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

That's a bit of a sod.
Anyone around for some beers in London then?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

On Sun/Mon most likely yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

what a gyspy slag-wagon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

does she behave like this to get a reaction out of you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

She behaves like this to upset me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'm telling you you're doing this wrong
Change the technique. Be nice with her even if you hate it. Buy her flowers or chocolates. When she does something like this again, call her half crying with a "But why? Haven't I been good to you?"

It's worth trying, as your method is not working.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I am not unpleasant to her.
I swear it. My mother says she cannot believe how patient and tolerant I am of the woman. She just flips out from time to time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Well at least you wont be in Lancaster.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

You can always stop off in MK on the way back
we're going to have a bbq then watch Dr Who.
However you MUST REMAIN SILENT DURING Dr Who
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Thanks but I don't want to make a promise I cannot keep.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I don't care, I'm not going to get my hair done before I see you or anything
You've got my number if you're at a loose end.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Thanks awfully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

wait why are you still rushing back?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Yeh', I guess I don't really want him in london if he doesn't have to be there eaither.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Pre-booked train tickets. We're fighting our way back through hideous engineering works
taking us 5 hours instead of two, for shit all. Most glum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Can't you change them?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Dunno. I thought not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Worth finding out.
www.kgbanswers.co.uk/how-much-does-it-cost-to-change-a-pre-booked-train-ticket-on-east-midlands-trains-from-saturday-evenin-to-sunday-morning/2257095
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)