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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !
I can almost hear TGB, Clendrix, Lusty and Wookie sighing right now "Oh dear, what kitchen gadget has Gonz lusted for now, and 'simply had to have'now?". Go on take a guess.

Alt: If you could make any flavour ice cream with a brand new ice cream maker, what flavour would you make? So far I've thought up.

- Peantbutter and Banana
- Lavender
- Red Bull Sorbay
- Beatroot Sorbay
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:11, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
is it a naked female sous-chef?
i would love peanut butter, caramel and chocolate ice cream.

(no, not a snickers bar ice cream, that's NOT THE SAME)

also in harry potter he gets a raspberry and peanut butter ice cream, that sounded well worth getting a scar on your forehead for, in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Oh yes, that does sound good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
It's not your book it's JK Rowling's.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I'm going to guess an ice cream maker...
And I don't know. I'm a bit of a mint choc chip kind of guy and see no reason to change.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Mint choc chip is curtainly a good one.
Mint Feasts used to be Dad's fave.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)
You should ask Lab what his favourite ice cream flavour is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Mint choc chins?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I see what you did there...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Is it mint choc chip?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
No, rum and.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Chinsins?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Just rum and.
One time when staying with us we went to the beach. There's a little ice cream shop there, and he decided to get a rum and raisin cornet. Only there were no raisins in it.

The look of abject disappointment on his face was priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)
hahah I still love this story

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)
i hate raisins
dried up little balls of evil. and currants. and sultanas. and dates, which are just the other 3 but made bigger and more evil.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)
I agree with all of these.
Filthy little bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Vachinla

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Barbecue Beef

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)
where is labs these days anyway??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)
He was around yesterday I think.
Probably off saving the world from internet perverts, I should imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)
He's our hero.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Haha rum and ...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I'm going to pelt him with raisins next time I see him.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)
There's a shop in Spain
that makes garlic ice cream. They make beans on tomato ice cream too. They're supposed to be good, but I haven't tried them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Roasted garlic is quite sweet.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I love roasted garlic.
It's the nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Oh wow, roasted garlic ice cream sounds good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)
we used to have a house quite near alicante
the town (villajoyosa) was the home of valor chocolates. their ice cream with fresh valor chocolate melted all over it was the best thing!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Whats valor chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)
valor is the name of the brand, like cadburys
it's awesome stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
ahhh, coolio.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)
No, he makes hip-hop.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Some dickhead I know made marmite ice cream
I mean really....
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I'd eat that

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I'd give that a try, certainly.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I bet horseraddish would work well too, and wassabi'n'chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
there was wasabi icecream at the sushi place on friday
it was yummy. I had deep fried green tea ice cream, that was amazing, too, like eating icecream but with the taste of a delicious cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Deep fried ice cream is awesome, the chinese in cyprus used to do a plater with that and verious fruit frits.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I'd make coffee icecream
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Coffee and pecan?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)
nope I stear clear of all nuts
I had some delicious coffee icecream once with sweetened coffee beans. Can't remember who made it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
That sounds good.
I love coffee ice cream/cake/whatever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
yes please

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Do you like yoghurt, Gonz?
I've seen a yoghurt maker around, if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I want a yoghurt maker
unless this is a joke that I don't understand, and then I don't want it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
no, it's not
but a yoghurt maker is just a thermos flask costing 4 times as much as a normal thermos flask. So, in conclusion, buy a thermos flask. Then put some live yoghurt and a load of milk in it. job done.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I thought
it needed some heat going into it. The one my mother has needs to be connected to the electricity.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)
put it on a radiator
or heat the stuff up first. or fill the flask with boiling water first and leave for an hour or so, then empty out and put the yoghurt and milk in. That's pretty much how i've seen it done.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)
No, you're safe
If somebody says "yoghurt rifle", then back away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I forgot about the world of frozen yoghurt, I fucking love frozen yoghurt.
Thanks, but I'm alright for a yoghurt maker, I'm cool with getting plain and putting my own gunk in it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Ew.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
*Filthy yoghurt lols*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You only need milk and a live yougurt.
Jar/radiator/hey presto.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
One of the best icecreams I had was brown bread icecream.
I like a really top notch vanilla.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Oh, there you are!
Did you see the link on my first post today? Just for you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
I did.
I knew he also was into making music. He's a very clever guy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I've heard of Brown Bread Ice Cream, there was a meme about it on /talk.
But what exactly is it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)
It's icecream made with brown bread.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
It must have something more to it than that, no?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I have no idea.
I just ate the stuff.

cookit.e2bn.org/historycookbook/118-brown-bread-ice-cream.html
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)
You sort of toast the bread in brown sugar and cinnamon,
then add it to the ice cream as it's started to freeze.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Oooh, I've had that
it's bloody lovely. See also green tea ice cream.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)
when you come to london
we are going for a SNOG.

one of theirs is green tea. apparently it's nice, but i've never gotten beyond the chocolate one.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I've been to the one in Covent Garden
but I had the plain stuff, I think. I'd like to try the green tea one!
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)
SNOG is the best thing ever
a chocolate snog with mini oreos, white chocolate stars, milk chocolate hearts, and granola.

yes please, just shovel it in here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)
It's a perfect day for ice cream as well
I'm really hungry now...
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Brown bread works suprisingly well
Pistachio is good as well but a bit of a pain unless you buy them shelled.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
spunk and despair
to both questions.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)
the best ice cream i've ever had
is at a brilliant gastro pub in rishworth (yorkshire). it was lemon curd and jammy dodger ice cream, it was.... sigh.

also the best turkish restaurant in london, kazaan, does turkish delight or rose flavoured ice cream, which is lush.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I love turkish ice cream, they use some stuff in it that makes it really gloppy, almost like a soft jelly.
I also just bought
- Sugared Lavender Petals
- Sugared Rose Petals
- Bacon Pop Corn
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
my mum used to buy those sugared petals to put on cakes
and those little silver balls that crack your teeth. we were NEVER allowed sweets or chocolate as kids, so my brother and i used to raid the cooking cupboard instead. we got some almighty bollockings for that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)
do they still make those little silver balls?
They were a huge part of the birthday party experience in the seventies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
+ 80s

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)
+ 90s

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Is it Nigella?
Alt: I like a nice cocnut ice cream. If you could add some pina colada that would be lovely.

Can you make acoholic icecream? I'd have it with jelly shots and get all giggly while looking completely innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Not really
alcohol has a really low freezing point, so you'd just get a gloopy mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Hmmm
So I'd have to add the alcohol to the melted chocolate and use it as a sauce instead?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
That'd work!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
oh god yes
when i was a student, vodka jelly and baileys ice cream parties were all the rage!

/shows age

/weeps into wrinkled face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
when I was a student
we just ate noodles and toast and drank pints. Mind you, that was in Glasgow, so we have been slightly less sophisticated.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
'Member vodka filled watermelons?
Halcyon days.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I love vodka filled watermellons, takes about a week to make, but so nice, gets you wasted so quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

A couple of slices and you are left wondering what the fuck has hit you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)
we just got straight to the point
and drank vodka while eating watermelon.

saves fucking about
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)
*practicality fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I like your style.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Balls, that never occurred to me!
You cook though so you know that half the fun is in the fucking about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I didn't cook much at uni.
too stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)
You just baked?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I see what you did there
good job
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)
FFS
If I come home and you have made a mess in the kitchen making ridiculous ice cream flavours I will not be a happy badger
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)
remember that carling advert where she got the guy to clean the flat with his tongue?
that'll be you, that will...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Uh-oh, gonz's wife is pissed.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

wife cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)
It's good that you know your place, and accept it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)
<3 u !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)
hahaha
yeah yeah
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)
I got an ice cream maker for Christmas
so far I have made: hazelnut, hazelnut and chocolate, banana and custard, oreo, after eight, and mixed berry.
They were bloody lush.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)
you should have an ice-cream sale
you'd make a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Or I'd just eat them all and get really fat.

(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Oreo sounds awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)
It was
We ate an entire litre and a half between three of us, and then felt really really ill.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Oof, I'm not surprised. Worth it?
The most sickly ice cream I've ever had was Rolo, I had about 3 spoonfuls, and just felt sick afterwords.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Ah, that new rolo one?
yeah, it was rank. I threw most of that away.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Not sure, this was about 8 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)
there's an american restaurant near here
that does an oreo cookie milkshake. my friend and i allow ourselves one per year because it is so awesome. but must be 1,000 calories per shake. doom.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Oh my word.
*wants*
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)
the savoy also does a non-alcoholic oreo cookie cocktail
which is like an orgasm in a glass. it is an eye-watering £15 though!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)
£15 and there isn't even any booze?!
my favourite cocktail still has to be the Um Bongo one that the cocktail bar back home does. Mmmmmm.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I had one of them at Ed's Easy Diner last time I was in London
They did a nice jalapeno jelly dip to go with the fries
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)
i love the milkshakes at ed's
although i haven't been to once since i was at uni, so at least 10 years ago. the food used to be toxic though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)
There are a few places around here that sale them, there is one place that'll turn any confectionary bar into a milkshake.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)
There's a chip shop near us that'll turn any confectionary bar..
..into a battered artery-clogging monstrosity. They should have the Creme Eggs in around this time of year. I've never been tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)
I'd like breast flavour please
After all I like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)
they banned the tit-milk ice cream

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)
God forbid you might buy anything that's likely to INCREASE your life-span.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)
god I love you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I'll move in when Gonz is dead.
*starts packing*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)
awesome.
We should totally have a BBQ on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)
With Gonz burgers on the menu?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Yeh - no need for a smoky sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)
You can help me redecorate my sewing room as well!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)
You have a sewing room?
How terribly decadent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I'm going to make a vagina hat for Labs.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)
That sounds lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Well not yet.....

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Totally could use those Ostridge and Kangaroo steaks, and I've got a couple of pork fillets.
I'd be up for ordering from the butcher a load of Ribs and Prawns from the fishmongers.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I'M GOING TO THE ZOO ON SUNDAY

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I don't think they've got an on-sight butchers.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Depends if Kaol is going or not...

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)
ZOO TIMES

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)
SHIT YEAH

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I wanna go to the zoo.
*stamps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Well you can't.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I noes rite?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I might just go to the local mental hospital and point and laugh instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)
it'll be just like a bash

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)
My mother's home made brown bread ice cream takes some beating.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)
+ off to.
Gimme the recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)
First, you need to become a lesbian...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Gently chew two medium sized rugs for around 20 minutes or until tender...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Then take some dungarees and a pair of 'sensible' shoes...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)
attach fur trim to all drinking receptacles...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Sprinkle liberally with a dollop of militant political cause and top off with a rape alarm.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)
I shall ask, but she's in India at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Alt: Cardamom is apparently great

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)
He needs to make oboejean icecream.
It will taste vile, but be entertaining nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I want a romantic duck ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I'd settle for just a romantic duck.
*blissed-out quacks*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)
With a jellypeno topping.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I wonder if I could do a curry ice cream?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)
you could
but it'd probably ming

actually, maybe korma ice cream might work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Yeh', or one of the thai ones.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)
could do coconut, lime and chilli ice cream
I'm having a bbq on friday night. was going to keep it simple, but I now have a real urge to make ribs cooked in coke

if I do it, and it works I'll maybe use it to start off my contributions to coll3ctive
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)
That actually sounds quite nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)
which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)
The ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)
And the other bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Gammon joint cooked in Coke, covered in mustard and then roasted, is superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)
^ This.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)
that's where I got the idea from
I'm thinking cook the ribs in coke, then smother in chipotle tabasco and bbq
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)
That will be utterly superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
meat?
sounds like a good way to ruin good coke, if you ask me.

which i am aware that you did not.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)
you aren't allowed an opinion on food

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)
^this, so hard, it can cut glass

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)
question is though
do I cook the ribs in coke in the oven, or simmer them in a pan on the hob. I'm leaning towards oven, but that's only because that's where my experience lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)
no, boil them first. much more tender.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
boil them in the coke for a few hours
then bbq yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)
You only need about half an hour in water for ribs
so coke should be the same.

I wonder what would happen if you used *spit* diet coke? it'd be much less likely to burn...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I wouldn't want to risk it being shit
because of the sweeteners, so will go with regular coke.

I have basically zero experience with boiling meat. I'm thinking to avoid burning sugar that I'd be better off going with not quite boiling, and for longer. What do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)
a very gentle simmer should do it.
just keep checking it.

I boil ribs just in water and then make a sticky thai glaze for them for the bbq and it's absolutely lovely. But I'm liking your plan muchly, let me know how it goes?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)
nice one.
if it's good I'll let the world know.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)
oh, fuck it, I didn't read that properly
I'd do it on the hob. The sugar will caramalize and burn and if you aren't stirring it all the time the pan will be ruined and it'll tase burnt, so the oven is not so good as you aren't stirring it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)
that was kind of what I was thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Apparently you can fry Coke.
Just saying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Wait, what? What? WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I guess you could make a tempora batter with coke instead of sparkling water.
Oh, oh my, oh my goodness !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)
that could be absolutely awesome
could be shit too, but I'm thinking use it for an apple fritter or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)
oh man, that does sound good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)
how about do both - have you a biggish pan that'll fit in the oven?
... the benefit being you can do a very long slow braise if you want.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Ace !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Lemon and raspberry sorbet
Apple, ginger and gin sorbet.
And yoghurt ice cream for Charms. Not frozen yoghurt. She really likes yoghurt ice cream for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)
the ginger and gin sorbet sounds good
just subtract the apple
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I had a gin and tonic sorbet in some restaurant in London last year
Fucking splendid, it was. Also they made blue cheese ice cream, which is better than it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
it'd have to be
because it sounds worse than being fucked up the gary by an anthropomorphised version of Ricky Gervais' "comedy"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)
it kind of works. Kind of.
it was a bit LOLWAKI for me though. Trying to hard to be Blumenthal, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I had gin and tonic sorbet
a month back. We were already quite drunk (it was between courses as a palate cleanser) and I spent about three minutes wondering why it didn't taste like lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Alt: shit and bollocks
Just been told my lovely ex is off to Kent for five days tomorrow (she had no intention of telling me), so I am rushing back from Lancaster on Saturday for sod fucking all.

Sorry to bore you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Ooh, lovely.
I like how Kent sounds like cunt if you say it in a posh accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Her family are extremely Kentish, for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Haha, kentish town.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I used to live there. Not the best part of North London in those days...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Dad used to have a shop there in the 80s and 90s, Skate Attack.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
On the road that goes to Parliament Hill Fields and up to Highgate?
On the left as you went up? If so I think I went there once or twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I think that's the one, I donno the name of the roads, but at the bottom of the steep heal just past that block of flats.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Just past all the rug dealers? I think it's Highgate Road?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
That's a bit of a sod.
Anyone around for some beers in London then?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
On Sun/Mon most likely yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)
what a gyspy slag-wagon

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
does she behave like this to get a reaction out of you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)
She behaves like this to upset me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I'm telling you you're doing this wrong
Change the technique. Be nice with her even if you hate it. Buy her flowers or chocolates. When she does something like this again, call her half crying with a "But why? Haven't I been good to you?"

It's worth trying, as your method is not working.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I am not unpleasant to her.
I swear it. My mother says she cannot believe how patient and tolerant I am of the woman. She just flips out from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Well at least you wont be in Lancaster.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)
You can always stop off in MK on the way back
we're going to have a bbq then watch Dr Who.
However you MUST REMAIN SILENT DURING Dr Who
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Thanks but I don't want to make a promise I cannot keep.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I don't care, I'm not going to get my hair done before I see you or anything
You've got my number if you're at a loose end.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Thanks awfully.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)
wait why are you still rushing back?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Yeh', I guess I don't really want him in london if he doesn't have to be there eaither.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Pre-booked train tickets. We're fighting our way back through hideous engineering works
taking us 5 hours instead of two, for shit all. Most glum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Can't you change them?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Dunno. I thought not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Worth finding out.
www.kgbanswers.co.uk/how-much-does-it-cost-to-change-a-pre-booked-train-ticket-on-east-midlands-trains-from-saturday-evenin-to-sunday-morning/2257095
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Alt: shit and bollocks
Just been told the scumbag boyfriend of a girl I want to do all sorts of nasty things too is off to Lancaster 'till saturday but he could have been away for longer so I could spend a few more days with her to convince her to leave him for good via the means of resonable simple statements and showing her the grass deffo is greener on the other side.

Sorry to bore you all.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Wow, that's funny - I'm off to Lancaster this weekend too!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I heard you're only going so you can say "Lancaster, 2011, I was there man." in 20 years time.
Hahahaha, lol, like eaither of us are going to be around in 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

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