what?
how short are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

5'9"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

that's not short
good job.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I only know one person as tall as me!
i hate being fat AND tall
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

seriously?
I'm 6'2" and I know a load of people taller than me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

It's all that in-breeding down there.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

hey hey hey now
you didn't mind it when you were boinking one of us now did you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I was talking about where Vippers is from, not America.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

yeah, I know where he's from, I have met him

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You've met vippers?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

oh shit no
yes see, what was said down there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Right, here's how it works.
Joke about inbreeding down in Devon, Kristine makes the gag that you didn't mind inbreeding whilst you were boinking TRL.

You were still talking about Vippers, Kristine was still talking about TRL. You two get confused, I get face-palmy, the end.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Mixed connections.
Easily done.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

not many have been that lucky blousie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I do feel blessed.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

glad to hear it
even if you didn't notice you were sat next to me for a while....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I had a hangover and I'm shy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Tops out at 6'3"
Bow before me pitiful midgets!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

tall men ftw
i have too many beautiful pairs of high heels to need to wear trainers every time we go out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

: (
Todmorden is full of short arses.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

*6'3" fist bump*

( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

*bumps back over average people's heads*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Next time they're playing with a ball, right.
We intercept it, right. Then we throw it to each other and laugh.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Mwah ha ha ha ha
Pitiful dwarves, cower beneath my lofty gaze!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

ball frisbee
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You see, we'd need to steal it from people already playing with it, that's the joke.
Who'd be a big enough fucking idiot to be playing with a frisbee? It's not even a real sport.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

what sort of tea making fuckwit would play ULTIMATE frisbee?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

what kind of tea making no hoper would play ULTIMATE frisbee?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

No one taller?! Really?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

my dad
yeah I see plenty of tall people but I don't know them
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

most of my male friends are over 6ft

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

mine aren't, they're mostly 5'7"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You work for Willy Wonka
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Bitch I AM Willy Wonka

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Willy Wanka more like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

and you're a Willy Wrangler

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oi! Internet wife.
Don't encourage her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You're not the boss of me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Don't you oppress me.
*Sulks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

What on earth is a Willy Wrangler?
It sounds like a denim cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)