alright Woodside
everyone looked normal actually, though I did create my own shadow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

how have i not seen these bash pics??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

there's not many
and I look horrible. I'll see if I can find them for you

edit: here you are www.flickr.com/photos/rusling/sets/72157626402103663/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

ooh well done
who is hatd, she is v pretty.

they are SO NOT horrible of you, you're just not really looking at the camera, is all.

cameras will, however, be banned from the july bash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver off /talk :)
God I hate photos. I never know if I am actually that fat or if it's slightly lying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

you're not fat! it's just that you see angles in a photo that the mirror does not reveal. like when you hear your own voice on a recording, and you think, holy fuck i sound positively garbled. and retarded.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I think it's my arms that dismay me
should've kept the jacket on. It's odd because I actually felt pretty good that night. Maybe that was the ten G&Ts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

it's just the angle!
every single person who has met you has said "er, no, she does NOT need to lose weight and she IS stunning"

so deal with that, mo'fo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

You need to stop chatting to Stevie Wonder haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

You view Swipes comments with 'superstition'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)

does he post on here?
that would explain a LOT of keyboard mashing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I realise this'll seem like massive pandering
but you don't look fat. You're well proportioned unlike a lot of people who just look fat.
( CowJam, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Cheers CowJam :)
I'll blame the camera
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I've contacted pentax support about it
given how unreliable the flash is
( CowJam, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:19, Reply)

You look better when you're not blurred.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

polar opposite of me
the blurrier the photo, the hotter i look.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Is that because you start vibrating when you absorb heat?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

not quite
i'm just really really ugly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)

pfft stop with the lies!
Just not true
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Damn right, I'm the ugliest bastard here and I don't like being done out of a job.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

i'll fight you for it
it'll be like a walrus wrestling a hippo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

We've never seen a picture so we can't judge
your status must remain hypothetical
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

i've seen a pic
i THINK. from an old bash. tall and very slim and wearing a stripey jumper and not actually ugly at all, from what i recall.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Some bugger apparently got one of me in Manchester, but this could be a lie.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

i won't post the link
but you can blame [insert /talk user] for putting it on [insert webaddress] - google confirms it's still there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I've got less hair, a redder face and about 5 stone more these days.
Hooray for being able to afford regular meals!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

i share your pain
irregular studenty meals = size 10 jeans. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Oh no I was never a student, I really was living just below the breadline.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

ah
shit, they should have paid you more, that's outrageous.

esp as the breadline gets higher by the day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)

And especially now it's illegal for employment agencies to dock "jobfinder fees" from already scant wages.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Tall, thin and stripey jumper you say....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

There's one on my profile, but it's not what I look like every day.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I've seen a couple of those photos
but your face isn't usually evident. You don't appear ugly though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

It's the most flattering portrayal the internet will see, if I have any say in the matter.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

yeah but until you control the cameras
ALL THE CAMERAS, you might not get any say!

stupid unflattering cameras.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I'd also like to lay claim to the title.
At the summer bash, we could have a milk curdling contest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

fuck off and get in the queue
you're far behind me as well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

*Appoints Swipe milk monitor*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

sadly it's all true... every doomladen syllable!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I'm well aware
that me contradicting you is pot calling the kettle black, but I am still right
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

we'll just have to agree to disagree on each other's assessment of... each other
christ, how confusing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)