Sub thread, for advice.
A "friend" of mine doesn't stop updating her status with things like:

"Your lies and tales have you made me lost for ever. I'm so happy with my new life! A new boyfriend takes the pain away!"

And stuff like that, for more than a month now. This is wrong, isn't it? She's stupid. Would you unfriend her?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you don't want to unfriend her, hover your mouse to the right of the posts she makes, you'll see an X appear
If you click on that, it gives you the options to hide them, it's what I do when people on there post shite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

And then
I won't see anything else from her? or only status updates?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You can choose to hide individual posts, or everything they post full stop.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Ay siiiii
That's good advice. I'll go for it. She's driving me mad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

That's handy to know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

You've just hidden me, haven't you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Delete your account whilst your at it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Why would I do that?
It's a very useful tool.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Seems like a bag of shite to me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You remind me of my father
talking about emails 10 years ago. Should we go back to hand written letters delivered by a postman in a horse? Or is that too far advanced? Fume signals?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

People updating hundreds of in effect strangers as to their pointless life decisions or crap holidays or ugly kids is just weird

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I love you, man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a bit of man love.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

If most of the people I know died in a fire I'd struggle to care

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

People sharing pictures and organizing parties
in a much more easy and efficient way.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'm sure you could find Whigfield on there if you looked hard enough.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Da ba da dan dee dee dee da

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Whigfield/109501849069501
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

WHOOP WHOOP

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Just reply to every one of her status updates with the word cunt
she'll unfriend you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)

And all our common friends will do too
besides, I'm a bit scared of her; she's massive and has the voice of a man.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

: (
I don't post that much.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Oh, no, you're not scary!
She's really big, and althoug she dresses very femenine, as soon as she opens her mouth, you wonder if she's always been a lady, you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

just delete her
doubt she'll notice and when she does say you don't know what happened
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I used that with my cousins
it worked very well, so I might just do that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

The only downside of this presumably is that eventually it will show your profile pic on her page
with the option to add you as a friend. Won't that then set the alarm bells ringing for her?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I once said "blah blah blah shut the fuck up already, no one cares about your drama"
passive aggressive, etc
but it worked because she deleted me and so I don't have to continue watching her bleat on about whores and bitches
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm not that straight forward. And we have a lot of friends in common from school. They wouldn't be happy. In fact, they think I'm being insensitive and prob unfriend me too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Then they are also tedious fuckers
and you aren't losing out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Oh, no
they're really nice, really sweet people, if a bit simple. I wouldn't want to get upset with them.

And change your name, it's very confusing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

well when you get tired of it you get tired of it and I didn't want to delete her because she gave me my dog
so I just threw it out there, clearly she took it as I was talking about her and deleted me
if she said something I could have totally back tracked and said "oh, no, I wasn't talking about you"
/wimp
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I see
Not answering to her, just putting it as your status. I might do that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Right! Sorry, should've said that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Do what I do when Kristine has posted too many song lyrics
add a reply about cocks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

hahahaha shut up

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Luv U BBz!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I have a number of 'friends' like this, mainly female I might add
I have no idea why people wish to play out their IRL dramas through the medium of Facebook.

And fuckwits who just post something like ":-(" and then are deluged with "what's wrong honey?" type replies. Get a grip of yourselves you beakering retards.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Oh, I hate those the most
I've said here before. Another friend of mine does that all the time. Then, after hundreds of posts of How are you? and Are you ok? her boyfriend has to step in and explain it's just something stupid she saw on the tv or crap like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I blame Dawson Creek for making people talking about their feelings in that way popular.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)