sometimes i hate you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it is so beautiful in london today
we put the roof down on the car and enjoyed hooning it around in the sunshine. however, having music that is cool enough to play in an open-top car is something of a challenge for my ipod :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

when i see you
i will punch you
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

i will defend myself
with my soft spongy croissant of justice.

yes. yes i do mean my stomach.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

i will mash through your croissant like vipros does on a sunday morning

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I had croissants this morning.
Mmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

i don't see the appeal
i'd rather have a[n american] biscuit any day

when i come there i'll have to make sausage gravy and biscuits for you lot
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

i like scones, which are v like your biscuits
hot and covered in real butter. fuck that nasty cream and jam shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

but SAUSAGE GRAVY
oh man, I think I may even have to just make it for dinner tonight
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

is there a ruder sounding food
than "sausage gravy" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

HAHAHA omg never even ever thought of that!
that's so getting a click

but still, when we meet, and after i punch you, you will feast on my sausage gravy
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

you're kind of not helping
with the whole "rude food" thing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

i know *wink*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

what an image
gnash gnash gnash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Join randomburn
If you're lucky you might get me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

what kind of luck would i need for that??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Dunno I'm shit at maths, there's totally 38 people signed up so you can work out the odds
One of them is Adamfrisbeecunt so that could complicate the workings
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

so..... 1 in 38 then?
i thought you'd killed him off anyway?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Like yer there's five to send out though
Adams gone mental and can be found in the scrubland of Runcorn licking his genitals, sadtimes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Oh man I could cheat and do a Whigfield megamix

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

what is this whigfield thing?
you're as bad as plumdozer and his fiona bruce monologues
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Whigfield would batter Fiona Bruce

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

+fanny
/'dozer fantasy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

bleurgh
well done
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

isn't she about 137 by now?
*googles*

oh. oh. oh rory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

HAWT STUFF

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

thanks!
but what about whigfield?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1180032
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

you're just going to burn 18 different versions of "saturday night" aren't you?
mixed with salty pre-cum and saltier tears of joy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Sealed with sssssssssssmegma

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

the lesser played jason donovan b-side

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

i blame you
for the savage mental breakdown of a shy and sweet young boy who wanted nothing more than to make friends and play nicely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

haha
he's probably reading this. He'll gaz you now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

looking for another job maybe
edi - blimey he has actualyl deleted his profile and everything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

An internet win then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

worst of all teh wins

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

why not just exchange addresses and make two?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I don't like stalkers :((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

you're probably in the wrong place then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

i did once get an unsolicited random gaz* offering exactly that
he said he could bring it round for me. what, clenched between his sweaty teeth?

(* for the record, not from rory)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

by 'teeth'
do you mean 'arsecheeks'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

i sincerely hope not :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)