Well I'm drunk.
Post barbecue.
Post excessive, and, oddly, covered in blood*.

Beat that MOTHERS!

*Not fighting blood. More, slipped, bit my tongue and it has leaked for the last 2 hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:45, 43 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just finished watching Brazil
again. I'd forgotten lots of bits, and now I remember where one of the sinister recurring motifs of my dreams comes from.

I'm not drunk.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)

What did you call the piggies Captain/?/

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Still haven't got names for them
Tuttle and Buttle?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)

What did you end upp doing today crunchmeister?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

gym, swimming
reading, napping, watching a film, watching jumping pigs. It's not the most exciting way to pass a day but it was quite nice.

Your friday sounds like it was good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I'm saddened that Jeff and Darth was rejected

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)

i would never live it down

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Alright Jeff
sounds like a good night. I'm watching Dr Who. I hope Rory stays for the next series
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

really? Rory's a bit crap, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I like him
he's a good counterbalance. It'd be nice to see the three of them having adventures
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

hello all
i just had a v nice but horrifyingly civilised evening with my client, her friend and her 90 year old mother. who has a mind like a sewer, marvellous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

what's wrong with civilised?
are you now not as drunk as you would like for a friday?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

no, i was driving!
last night was unluckily massive, and tomorrow will be worse, so tonight had to be civilised!

how's you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

i'm alright ta.
debating whether or not to get out of bed to go shopping. I've run out of trackies and jeans for when I'm at home. I only have one pair, and I'm here for a week... great planning on my part.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

new jeans are always good
get some jeans that make your ass smoke!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

they cost a lot though, I'm thinking I might just be lazy and get another pair of comfy trackies....
I'm all about comfort.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

ok....
..... try on the sexy jeans, text a pic to noel, then buy the trackies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Ahaha, I like this plan.
Will do boss.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

i know
it's like he just trolls everyone and makes all these awful sarky comments and he's a ghastly- actually, the joke isn't funny if he isn't here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Watch a trailer and find out. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Thank God there's no more Rose

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

i've never seen "doctor who"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

It's BRILLIANT.
And you're right Amberl, after a while, Rose started to piss me off. She couldn't even talk properly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

alright swipe
what've you got planned for tomorrow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

hello you
tomorrow i have the personal trainer at 10, then shopping for something to wear, then tidying my bedroom all day, then about 6pm i have a large gang of girls coming over for pizza and my new cocktail (champagne, sparkling vodka and cassis), then going out somewhere, prob chelsea.

how about you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Sounds like a good day to me :)
and a good drink! I'm going to London, seeing a film, then meeting Lampito. Then zoo on Sunday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

london is gorgeously sunny and people-free
well, the centre is. the bits around chiswick and richmond were heaving, but you're prob not going there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I guess not
I'm looking for a cinema at the moment.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

You'd enjoy it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Woah there! Rose was great
I am seriously beginning to wonder about you...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

^ roots for the bird living in Wales.
Amberl, wash your mouth out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Rose was one of the
shittest characters in any programmes ever. Boring, and her voice was really annoying. Plus she looked like a horse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Annoying voice and horse looking, yes.
But surely relevant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

she said "Wiv" instead of "With"
and "Nuffink" instead of "nothing".
*seethes*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

i hate it when people send texts like that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I don't know anyone poor enough to send a text like that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I told my mum that if she keeps sending me texts with "text speak" in them I'm going to start ignoring them.
it's just laaaaaaazy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

it's certainly not sexy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)

She was just annoying
plus the romance with the doctor didn't make sense
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Are you in danger of reading too much into a kids tv show?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I read too much into everything
and she was still annoying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)

dr who is a multi-layered
and many faceted myth-story which exists well beyond the bounds of the tv show and explores the relationship of hero/monster archetypes....

for kids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

tell that to DG.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)