Have you tried Whigfield?
Mainstream but with that edge that says 'I'm cool and you motherfuckers know it'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

huh
i thought it was an edge that said "50 year old dried up withered old pussy".

silly me...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

She's like 41 or something
Stop pissing on my chips
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)

she's bound to be incontinent by now
so she can piss on your chips if you're into that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I chanced upon an elderly chap that I vaguely knew bemoaning his two weeks absence from his wife who had been taken into hospital on an emergencey basis. He said it was the sex that he missed the most.
She's sixteen years his senior and doubly incontinent. :((((((((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

viagra has a LOT to answer for
you can stop picturing it now though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Dirty fuckers had best use Polythene 1000 Gauge sheeting on the bed, that's all I'm sayin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)

that bed would be a swamp.
it would be like one of those galapagos tortoises mounting a hippo.

in a swamp.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Ban pensioners sex NOW
Seriously they should stick to knitting and forgetting to get off at the right bus stop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

the only problem with this mandate is...
.... what happens when WE are pensioners. surely we're still going to want lots of sex?

esp if we have alzheimers by then. "ooh, sex with a stranger" "ooooh we've never done THAT before" "god i've never come so hard"... every time like the first time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Swimming around in faecal matter on 1000 gauge sheeting will never be appealing
I'll settle for the occasional hand job from 'confused' Doris
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

find one with parkinsons
and no teeth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

roxette are back, what about them?

( zulu eh?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

don't bore us
get to the chorus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I can't think of anything that did, bar Joyride.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

better than 2Unlimited or Ace of Base though...

( zulu eh?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Thanks for mentioning them.
no-no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no.....

That'll be in my head ALL NIGHT now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)