Awww man, the friends I was supposed to be meeting tonight, but didn't really want to as I've got important shit to get done
have cancelled on me. Why would they do that?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

because you are a cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Wanna go Brooks Diner instead?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Nah, busy and stuff
also me and your flat mate sorted out a date for that middle of may and I rearranged my management meeting to make it fit so you better be there too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Sweet, I think me and your BFF has done the same for that timeish.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, she was there when we organised it
so it'll be the four of us. And possibly her (sort of) boyfriend. And possibly my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Aces of Bases

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

They realised they shouldn't invite you round to dinner
while there's a recession on.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Nah, one's got a violent stomach bug, the other probably forgot that today was the first day back teaching

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You seemed to have missed the bit when I implied you were fat.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I didn't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)