I'm trying to imagine his sexface
It's not good
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's the same as his normal face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

It's better than Sexface's, I'll warrant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Yeah but he's got a new nose now
Sexface 2.0
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

technically it's 3.0
what with brayndedd rearranging it the first time
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

The six million dollar Sexface
He fucks everything in slow motion
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Really? When I met him he looked like the downsy one out of Robson & Jerome.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

That was his 'Flashman' look
Albeit not quite successful
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

That was pre nose job
he's got a normal nose now, until some other internet drama unravels on his face.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

i would've paid to see it the first time
were you there?
why did he headbutt him?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Because sexface had sex with springy sunshine who was pregnant with Brayndeads kid
or something like that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I know that.
I mean, of all the things, why did he headbutt him?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Oh b3ta :((
b3ta.com/talk/4786701
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You can just feel the hatred in those posts...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'm lost....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

oh do catch up
sf fucked bd's girlfriend and so bd headbutted sf and smashed his nose at a bash
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

and they say that we are weird on here...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

is that why lampito punched pc?
cause he slept with her girlfriend?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

that would mean he'd had sex, kristine

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

haha I was wondering if it was before or after there for a second
but when I think of anger I think "I'm going to smash this bottle over that cunts head". Not, "I'm going to headbutt that motherfucker".
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

From my understanding the news broke within 24hours
b3ta.com/talk/4786749

So the thread looks like Sexface is cruelly baiting him without his knowledge
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

are they still together?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

SF and BD?
Err no
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

HA

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

one ugly internet user
boffing another ugly internet user. both too dumb to use a condom.

then a third ugly internet user doesn't object to pregnant ugly internet minge.

this is not news. this is criminal stupidity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

She wasn't knocked up at the time.
I was the only independant witness, I hated it, really fucking hated it.... mostly because I didn't get a chance to have sex with Springy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Also I don't really care about super or hyper injunctions
The net result is less tittle tattle on the front page of News of the World, fucking boo hoo's
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

interesting
do you, erm, do this often with male celebrities?

what would whigfield say?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I'm trying to understand why anyone would allow him to insert his penis into them without the exchange of money first

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Him? Is Whigfield A MAN??????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

it would explain a lot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

if they thought they could go to the newspapers afterwards??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)