Double chins ftw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yes
but my own chances of being cheap and easy double if the chin does not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Gaz BGB for bulimia tips
If it's good enough for Princess Di it's good enough for the rest of us
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

but i don't want crumbly yellow teeth.
or to die in a tunnel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Fly away with your bingo wings then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

oh fucking hell
i'm going to have to go to the gym if you keep that up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I sacked it off today, all my gym buddies must really be missing me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

i am sure the hot girls on reception missed you
the sweaty men were probably just glad of less competition
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

They're trained to be sickly sweet to the members, I know it's early days but I'm quite sure they're not after a trip back to Rory Towers
They just don't know what they're missing out on
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

the ones at my gym are always a bit orange anyway
so what are they missing out on?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I sometimes don't need a penis pump to get it to twelve inches

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

"it" being your fleshlight??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

No, and well you know it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

sorry, wrong terminology
"sybian", did you call it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

My bulimia consisted of eating but forgetting to throw up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

There'll be an iphone app for that these days, take heart

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Isn't technology great.
*bokes*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

fucking hell
my friend suckered me into buying an app that sends little pictures of stuff - kind of like smileys but more like little bottles of champagne, guns, bombs etc.

after sending many such "amusing" pics over the drunken weekend, i finally thought to check with orange. yup. they count as pic messages. not nice and free. no. £0.35p each... fucksocks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I've managed to download all of one app - the free light one
It pays to be a tight bastard
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I need to find out the best apps for a single women about town.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You need this free app Blousie.
www.appworldtoday.com/?p=57
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

You've seen the size of me Jeff.
I don't think this is a worry.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Well the thought was there.
(Not, 'I hope Blousie gets raped', more a 'I hope Blousie is nice and safe, even if it is a case that her activating the alarm means DG is going to have to make like Superman to get to you on time')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

grindr
oops wrong one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)

oh christ
you just reminded me, my friend and i had so much fun playing with our colleague's grindr on thu night.

he did NOT get laid as a consequence of our meddling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)

haha
a friend of mine introduced his new boyfriend, and another mutual friend went white. He'd got a grindr picture that morning of the new boyfriend flashing his cock.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

yeah the potential for lethalness is strong in that one
i'd go mad if my other half had it.

the straight version i mean.

although that would mean having another half to go mad at in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

i have monumentally shit apps
my cousin downloaded most of them when i wasn't looking properly. this is why i have cats and dogs licking my screen and all sorts of paedo shit. shezam is quite handy though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)