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10 !?!
TEN !?!?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:55,
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latest was 15 years ago)
hahaha!
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:56,
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I did 5000m on the rowing machine the other day
23 minutes of pure boredom
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:00,
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i don't mind the rowing machine
but it hurts one of my knees, which puts me off it.
why don't you get one of the hot orange receptionists to stand at the other end and entice you to row towards her?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:02,
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If carrots were receptionists

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:07,
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not thin enough
or orange enough
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:17,
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It's difficult to find pictures of fat orange donkeys.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:29,
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i'll text you one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:30,
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Go on then.
*expects nothing*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:31,
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I like the rowing machine.
I pretend I'm rowing down the thames with the sun shining.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:04,
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Wouldn't it be more exciting if you were one of the galley rowers in Ben Hur?
Drowning shackled to your seat
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:16,
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Erm..............................................nope.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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then repeat it, in circular manner of a circuit....
.... what's wrong with that?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:56,
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It's gay
and I'm totally shit at the gym
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:59,
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i know you forget this, like, ALL THE TIME
but....I'M A BIRD!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:00,
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You need punishment and pain, and to piss sweat and stuff
But for fucks sake put some deodorant on beforehand
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:04,
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12 inches...
punishment... pain... sweat... and pissing...
i'm getting a MUCH better idea of what those receptionists are missing back at rory towers, i must say!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:07,
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Don't flirt with Rory.
He only has eyes for Whigfield.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:08,
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i can't flirt, bgb
i suck. at flirting, i mean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:10,
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We are great at flirting rswipe.
It's the stuff that follows that we suck at.
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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:12,
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