EXACTLY
i was really incensed - ok so maybe he thinks i need to settle down a bit instead of going out so much/with so many different people - but i think his life is pretty damn chew your own arm off boring! however, i didn't say that, because i am not rude and i didn't want to hurt his feelings! raaargh!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Is his sloany mrs
about to have 35 children thus ending any chance of excitement or angry, dirty fucking forever?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

They'll be divorced before they get so old that angry dirty fucking is out of the question.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Well if they do
let her know I am partial to the mumsy type.

They are quite easy to shock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

You either have a very large penis or an interest in S&M.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Yes I have.
And I am colossal pervert.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

man on internet is colossal perv
stop the press...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Are you 14?
Can I groom you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

lI have an image of you as a chimapnzee
with a hard on picking fleas from a slightly reluctant Swipe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

That's about right.
Only I have ginger body hair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Orangutan, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

*proffers banana*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Careful,
last time I did that my boss called me in for a "little chat."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Are you suggesting she's a chimpanzee?
Edit: STOP COPYING ME
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

yes! I win!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Damn my slow and knackered work computer!
Meh, it's marginally less shit and knackered than my home computer...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

computer brain
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

That as well.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I was checking.
Some of them pretend to be a perv just to fit in.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

This is the only website I look at
and it seems quite normal to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Neither. He had incest in M&S though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Not just any old sex.....M&S sex.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

...or a cattle prod where his penis should be

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

it took him 12 years to propose
i suspect that fear of the move and becoming settled down was at the root of his comment in the first place.

anyway, i fixed him. ha!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)