are there any teens on qotw?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you cruising for a piece of ass?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

i like old men

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

*licks eyebrow*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

oh hallo dar

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

How old is "old"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I don't know, 55?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

And may I ask roughly how old you are?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

28

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Cool.
Specialist - I like it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I wouldn't say specialist
i've never actually slept with anyone that old
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Waiting until marriage?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

pfft no
most of them are married

i'm hardly mistress material
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Never say never.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

i didn't
i just said i'm hardly mistress material

i'd look horrible with bleached blonde hair
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Highlander lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Good spot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

It's one of my favourite 'shit' films.
Along with 'The Running Man'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I love Killian in The Running Man

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I'm still waiting for the British remake of that..
..with Bruce Forsyth
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Highlander is one of those films I can watch whatever mood I'm in

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Totally.
Same with Starship Troopers for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

same here
although Starship Troopers isn't actually shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Agreed
I think its ace
( Peej, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Other films with Clancy Brown are available.
I recommend Blue Steel for his hair alone.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Yes. Clancy Brown has certainly never appeared in a film regarded as a modern masterpiece by everyone who's seen it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I know people who don't like Shawshank

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

No, you know LIARS
but well done for knowing the film I had in mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I'm no liar. It bored me to tears.
Better prison films: Cool Hand Luke, Great Escape, Midnight Express, Scum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I have to disagree with you
None of those films are better than The Shawshank Redemption, although The Great Escape pushes it close. Cool Hand Luke is a great film but, like Hud, something of a one-man show. I have scant regard for Midnight Express and Scum, once the shock factor has waned, has not aged well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Yes, but you think ballroom dancing isn't bent.
This does rather hamper anyone taking your other opinions seriously.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

It's good to see that being very tired isn't limiting your originality

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

None of the films you've listed have Jacko in them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

You're really limiting yourself there mate
I know he was in The Wiz and obviously there's Moonwalker but I think that's it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

you'll find he is referring to Jacko from Brush Strokes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

THERE IS ONLY ONE JACKO
And that includes his numerous siblings
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

...AND HE WAS IN BRUSH STROKES.
Finally something we can agree on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I'm sure we've agreed on stuff in the past
Um...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

That's because Jacko would never get locked up.
He's way too smart for that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

He'd just vomit his way out of the situation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Cho man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

You've got too much of *that*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I agree with all these
bar Scum which I haven't seen
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Who's the Daddy!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

*puts snooker balls in a sock*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

*declines prison sex*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yeah right, like you would pass up an opportunity

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I think I would in prison

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Nah, you'd be chucking that soap all over the floor come shower time

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

what was your name a couple of minutes ago?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

It's been this since I started Posting

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

weird
I obviously had some kind of mental block
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)

You silly haired spastic.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

snooker
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

You do: me.
The film is dull and gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I think it's good
not because everyone else does though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

another joke i didn't get :(((

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Lampers? Poppet? Applebite?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

really?
wow, certainly didn't know that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Dunno they might be 20 now or something

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

i like how you listed all girls
surely there's a boy here in his teens
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

BarryfromEastenders.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

His paedo story states 20

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

AA?
He's older I think.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Plus those munchy boxes add years to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

well, you're certainly asking the right stalking deviant.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*waves*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

you're doing it wrong

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Sorry Kristine :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

don't apologise to me, i'm just looking out for you
you don't want to get caught, do you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that knowing peoples ages isn't a crime,
in this country at least.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I didn't call you a stalker though

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

*tidals*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)